Fortnite's Chapter 5 Season 1 has officially begun, bringing with it the usual map shakeup, weapons to unlock, and skins to chase. A highlight for PlayStation fans might be the possibility of sneaking about as PlayStation icon Solid Snake himself, although fans were quick to note the legendary mercenary was lacking in the booty department.
Considering how much time he spends crawling around or crouching, it is kind of strange that Snake suddenly has a butt flatter than a pancake. In depiction after depiction (with the notable exception of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, where the problem began), prominent glutes are an essential aspect of the character. And yet, something seems to have gotten lost in translation to the Fortniteverse, as Iroquois Pliskin now looks more like a Ken doll than a storied soldier. Behold:
What do you think of this censorious paring back of Dave's derrière? Is this yet another example of censorship run amok? Swagger into the comments section below.
[source kotaku.com, via ign.com]
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"Colonel! What happened to my booty?"
Why are some people so concerned about video game characters looks it’s so weird in my opinion.
Kids don’t care or notice such things. It’s adults who have the problem.
No booty for guys allowed in Fortnite. First Omniman and now Snake.
-"There you are, Liquid!!!"
-"Ah, Snake! Not so dummy thicc now, are you? It makes sense how you managed to get here so quickly, there was no clap from your ass cheeks to alert the guards this time round..."
I would get upset if they censored butts in other games so I'll rally for them to uncensor that butt in this game.
It's okay, GTA 6 will compensate for everyone assess with those airbags
@Jay767 I mean for a kids game like this it is weird to be fixated on a guy's ass. On the other hand people just dont want to play as an ugly looking main character. That's why the Fable reboot got such flak for it.
If "Fortnite nerfed Snake's ass" doesn't perfectly describe the current state of modern gaming, I don't know what does.
Hhhh, Colonel.. the slap of my ass cheeks is no longer alerting the guards. Hrm..
@Nepp67 bit just fable, so many games pushing for ugly characters for the sake of ESG
hopefully this is all just a phase that will be over soon
For the sake of fairness, most female booties seem to be sculpted to normal proportions/shapes in this game, so why nerf the male booties, Fortnite? 🤔
omni man also have the same treatment
@Broosh I was going to say this, bit bizarre isn't it. And if you wanted to look at people in tight fitting clothing you need only walk down the street.
And the second hand embarrassment continues.
@Foxhound Someone should frame this damned post and hang it in the hall of fame
All of the complaints about this are disgusting and discriminatory. I felt the same way when people complained about Mario’s ass downgrade in the Super Mario Bros. movie.
Assless people — like myself — need representation too! 🤣
@Foxhound yo wut lol that's amazing 👏 🤣
This is the number 1 crime that is unforgivable being a woman myself 😅 I'm a fan of his big booty 🤣🤣
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