Happy Birthday!

Sometimes you get on our nerves. You need to stop hiding behind all that bravado, and show your true self. We know you're sweet and innocent behind that too-cool-for-school exterior, you just need to let people see it. Sometimes we wonder if you got in with the wrong crowd. Seriously, we wish you never made friends at all. At least your games wouldn't have gone down the pan.

But while our friendship is frayed Sonic, we want you to know that you'll always hold a special place in our hearts. We remember purchasing Sonic The Hedgehog 2 on Mega Drive from the local Woolworths. And even to this day we've got no less than four of your games sitting on our PlayStation 3 hard-drive. No matter how bad your games get, we'll always play them. That's because you're Sonic The Hedgehog, and we love you man.

Happy Birthday, sir!

Love,

PushSquare.com. xxx.