Look, we know Brazil and Portugal are playing in the World Cup today, and you’re still in a Thanksgiving stupor, but we need you! Sorry, we don’t need you quite like that, but we do need you to fill in our reader survey. This comes courtesy of our commercial overlords at Reed Pop, and will delve into your video game preferences. Why are we doing it? Well, it will help us learn more about you, which in turn will enable us to provide ads relevant to your interests.
Yes, we know you hate Internet ads, but we have to keep the lights on and we think we do a great job of delivering a quality website that’s free of annoying auto playing pop-ups and overlays. If we can also provide ads that are relevant to your interests, then we’re winning, aren’t we? Ultimately, the questionnaire shouldn’t take you longer than five to ten minutes to complete. Also, the more of you who notify Reed Pop you read Push Square, the better we’ll be treated at the annual Christmas party. We’re really hoping we’re offered a mince pie this year.
You can complete the survey below:
As a sign of our desperation, we’re giving away custard creams* to all readers who complete the survey. Thanks so much for your time!
* Custard creams are subject to availability – and Sammy’s already eaten the entire pack!
[source reedexpo.efmfeedback.com]
Comments 50
I don’t want to, but I’m too polite to say no.
The custard creams were a lie
Done!
reads disclaimer
Ah ffs, Sammy.
I didn't even get a custard cream.
I was really excited for the creams. Dog the survey, only to find out I've been duped. For shame push square...
“Do you watch wrestling?” 😂🤣
Maybe it was just me, but this survey was a nightmare to complete on iPhone 14. The form area was too big for the screen on some pages which made it hard to scroll and after finishing the survey the Submit button didn’t work, so a big waste of time for me. Maybe I’ll give it another shot on my PC later.
I will do this over lunch. And I would gladly be paid in Simpsons style Steamed Hams if custard creams are no longer available………
@theGoodChap it's a British thing, like salad cream. Basically, a mayonnaise-like cream you put on your custard.
Anyone else answer yes to listing audiobooks? I would never listen to one, but man do I enjoy making lists about them.
Hitting submit survey on Android phone didn't seem to work (on the webpage plugin), it went through the whole survey fine but didn't give me any confirmation when I clicked submit survey. And I mashed the button and still nothing.
I'm still waiting for the biscuits from the last few surveys.. but sure.
"Do you watch wrestling?" was the most random question. Didn't ask about any other sports, just suddenly wanted to know about my wrestling watching habits, specifically.
@Stragen8 same
Bit of a random survey this year. Not quite sure the relevance of the car questions or why out of the blue i was asked if i watched wrestling but there you are. Done.
I'll expect my custard cream in the post in the next 3-5 working days, ta
@Shstrick same for me.
Hope you all are treated well at the Christmas Party. I sent my survey in… interesting that you’re interested in if I’ll be buying a car anytime soon. I will gladly wrap my vehicle on your behalf for a discount on the next one I purchase.
Done, I hope it all helps, and thanks for reminding me I'm getting closer to the bottom button of that "How old are you" question.
Some strange ones in there, especially the car one, several popular styles of car aren't even listed.
Done.
I think it took some of my soul.
@Anke
Me too 😕.
Points deducted for having me type loads of different comic publishers that are miles better than anything Marvel and DC put out.
Looking forward to my delivery of custard creams, until then I'll just have to make do with dark chocolate digestives 😜
@Milktastrophe 😂😂😂
Done!! And yes, I was watchin my country's team Brazil! Hard victory!!!
I filled mine in with blood on a scroll and will forward it to HQ, personally, during the next lunar eclipse.
I hope it finds you well.
Christ, I felt old picking my age bracket.
Anyway done, I look forward to my tailored ads and custard creams.
Struggled with the cosplay question, i mean i used to dress up as Batman when i was 9 or 10, does that count ??
Should a picture Uncle Sam really be used by a British website lol. I had to look it up, and he's been around since the War of 1812.
A kind and well intentioned advice : please don't put all these "gender" choices in the survey. It's an immediate "close tab" for me (and I know enough people feeling the same).
PS : not trying to spark a debate here, just giving PushSquare some feedback, anyone is free to disagree.
Three complaints:
1) There were no Custard Creams awarded on completion
2) There were no biscuit related questions
3) The survey did not pop up a new tab and when completed did not return me to PushSquare
Fortunately I do have some Custard Creams in the biscuit barrel which I have just dunked in a cuppa and enjoyed very much.
“Do you watch wrestling?”
shudders
Please don’t turn in to IGN. I stopped visiting their site (among other reasons) because that was all they ever posted about 🙄
Done! A little hard for Brazilian people. There were answers I simply couldn't answer due to a lack of options.
All done. Considering the hours of free entertainment and occasional consternation provided by this site, it was the least I could do. Actually, the least I could do would be to ignore the survey entirely, so I guess it was almost the least I could do.
@Olmaz Don’t worry, by closing the survey at that specific point you’ve provided them with plenty of data about yourself.
There! My yearly reader survey is done.
Did the whole thing and the submit survey button didn’t work 😠
@Pokemaniacal & you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled
@Milktastrophe Can’t tell if joking or not 🫢😂
Also: survey won’t submit on an iPhone (using Safari).
The site keeps crashing for me so I went straight to the link.
Please follow the digital trail & send the creams via post.
Also ‘Do you watch wrestling?’...
Yes I do which confirms my thoughts proportionally speaking that all wrestling fans are giant nerds & play video games as well😂
i attempted it but i tapped out , too long and too lazy , sorry
As always the yearly survey is extremely focused on people from the US, it's obvious from many of the questions and the possible answers you can choose. Made me give up and stop finishing the survey, seems the goal is to cater to US readers only.
Also quite some spelling mistakes, very sloppy.
Done! I love a survey 😁
Did my duty, but I am slightly annoyed by the energy drink and fast food questions? What is that about? Don't give these products such importance!
Done, no biscuits - fool me once, fool on me, fool me twice........
@bpomber lol, ikr. I was like wut??
Kotaku was once a good site. Until they went all Gawkery/Deadspin. Literally would rather watch Fox News or CNN, and I don't watch either...
Done, because I like you guys and this site
Sure thing.
Rarely use my Switch so never on NintendoLife anymore and gave up on Kotaku.
PushSquare, PC Gamer and Gematsu are all I read now... Whatever you need 😊
You forgot SteamDeck on the hardware list.
I trade the cards for psn card 10$ how about it?
Do I get a custard cream for every time I take the survey???
Since you asked it in a way a Bioshock fan can truly aprieciate
It starts off asking about Push Square then wants to know more about me than the government.
Show Comments
Leave A Comment
Hold on there, you need to login to post a comment...