Nah, we just can’t do it. Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii may be a wacky nautical spin on the long-running series, but it still just doesn’t sound right in English.

To be fair to SEGA, it’s assembled one helluva cast here. Matt Mercer, best known for voicing Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil and Jotaro Kujo in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, is taking on the role of unhinged piratical protagonist Goro Majima. He sounds fine, but lacks that zaniness of the Japanese voice actor.

There’s a pretty robust supporting cast, though, including Samoa Joe as Raymond Law and more. We’ve included the full lineup below:

Goro Majima
Matthew Mercer
Raymond Law
Samoa Joe
Noah Rich
Maya Tuttle
Jason Rich
Jeremy Brandt
Masaru Fujita
Brent Mukai
Taiga Saejima
James Kirkland
Queen Michele
Debra Wilson

So, credit where credit’s due: SEGA’s clearly put a lot of work into this dub. Personally, though, we’ll be playing in its native Japanese. How about you?

What language do you play Like a Dragon games in?

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