Grand Theft Auto 6 is on its way, but while Rockstar Games takes its sweet time with 2025's hottest game, anticipation and impatience have reached such fevered heights that it's bleeding onto the PS Store.
What does that mean? Well, try looking up Grand Taking Ages VI, a recently listed game on Sony's digital storefront that pokes fun at GTA 6's protracted development.
Yes, the PS Store now has a bizarre parody listed for release in May 2025; you can even wishlist it!
Calling itself the "most anticipated game about making the most anticipated game", Grand Taking Ages VI purports to be some sort of game dev sim, if indeed it's actually being made.
"Run your dream game studio while juggling angry fans, corporate chaos, and endless delays," the PS Store description reads. "Fight your way through gaming conventions, dodge ruthless journalists, and master the art of creative excuses."
The game is "Inspired by real gaming industry events" and "delivers a satirical take on game development and the endless wait for certain highly anticipated titles".
It's registered to a studio named Violarte, which itself looks entirely fake judging by its website. What appears to be heavy use of AI-generated art and listings for several fake games can be found there, so we don't hold much hope for the arrival of Grand Taking Ages VI.
The whole thing is fairly amusing; GTA 6 has taken a while to make, after all. However, the fact a fake game from a seemingly fake company has managed to appear on the PS Store is a new low for the storefront's curation.
While all digital game shops suffer from countless low-effort titles, hosting a clear parody that, in all likelihood, will itself never materialise takes things a step further.
We imagine Grand Taking Ages VI will be removed from PS Store before long. Are you anticipating GTA 6 so much that you'd set up a fake business and publish a fake parody game page on Sony's store? Let us know in the comments section below.
[source store.playstation.com, via ign.com]
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Shovelware getting as bad as the eshop.
My gut is telling me that GTA6 will be released in 2026 to inch it closer to the PS6.
Yes. That is indeed a lot of sixes.
@LifeGirl
Lawsuit incoming.
@LifeGirl Kinda doubt it, GTA 5 released in 2013. It would launch on ps5 and have an updated release for ps6. Easy money, gta 5 is still on high on the weekly sales list
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Im patient.and grand theft auto 6 is going to be legendary.just like all other grand theft auto video games.people needs to chill out.play your backlogs.enjoy life etc.🤔.word up son
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@LifeGirl
Likewise. I'd be shocked if it releases in 2025.
I'm surprised it's still listed considering what Violarte means!!!
Lol that's hilarious 😂
@meistergeister I’m not familiar with the reports. Help me understand what you mean by woke?
Is there a chance Rockstar put this out? They used to be masters of parody. Could they lampoon themselves this way to promote more conversation?
@meistergeister
And do please humor me what the hell does "woke" mean to you specifically?
Identity politics for sure.
We all know gta6 is just another money grab by R*, that's all they know how to do, GTA5 is nearly 12 years old and the only thing they've done is make pile of online crap, no story update, a laughable "next gen" update. Gta6 is going to be a miserable experience, maybe 10-15 hour story while 90% of r*'s effort will go into how do we bilk money money out of our gullible fans.
It's not showing up anymore at least through the link in the article. Still as legit as that Abandoned game. Remember when everyone thought that dev was Kojima in disguise.
I'm still excited for GTA 6 (single player story only). Online is once again of no interest with my current backlog. If Rockstar have retained the writers of recent entries then there is no reason to doubt a continuation of fabulous social and political satire that pokes fun at everyone without offending....too much. It's going to be a massive hit no matter how people feel about it at the end of the day. I just hope the mechanics have been given an overhaul and there are graphics/fps options on console. Might be a PS6 game for me.
I know this is me having a crazy thought. But coupd this be the release date of the 2nd trailer.
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