Like most reasonable people, we didn't think we'd be writing about British singer Zayn Malik's birthday cake when we woke up this morning.

The performer, previously part of One Direction, recently celebrated his 32nd birthday, and posted about his cake on Instagram, because that's the sort of thing that happens now.

However, it's not your average lemon drizzle — this is a cake based on The Last of Us' most recognisable enemy type, the Clicker. In all fairness, it looks brilliant:

Produced by The London Baker, it's a super-detailed bust of the infected at their most intimidating, blinded by fungus sprouting from their heads. Malik says it's the best cake he's ever had; if it was us, we wouldn't be sure whether to eat it or hide behind a desk and lob a bottle across the room to distract it.

What do you think of this Last of Us cake? Would you want a realistic-looking cake like this for your birthday, or are you happy with a slice of Victoria sponge? Tell us in the comments section below.

[source x.com]