Like most reasonable people, we didn't think we'd be writing about British singer Zayn Malik's birthday cake when we woke up this morning.
The performer, previously part of One Direction, recently celebrated his 32nd birthday, and posted about his cake on Instagram, because that's the sort of thing that happens now.
However, it's not your average lemon drizzle — this is a cake based on The Last of Us' most recognisable enemy type, the Clicker. In all fairness, it looks brilliant:
Produced by The London Baker, it's a super-detailed bust of the infected at their most intimidating, blinded by fungus sprouting from their heads. Malik says it's the best cake he's ever had; if it was us, we wouldn't be sure whether to eat it or hide behind a desk and lob a bottle across the room to distract it.
What do you think of this Last of Us cake? Would you want a realistic-looking cake like this for your birthday, or are you happy with a slice of Victoria sponge? Tell us in the comments section below.
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I must get one for my kids since they didn't have enough childhood trauma
Alright for some , I got a mr kiplings cherry bakewell 😁
Disney used to sue local bakers for making cakes based on Disney characters. I wonder if Sony will be as litigious with its IP?
TloU Part 1
Ellie to Joel: "What did the baker write on the Clicker cake?"
Joel: "Not another one..."
Ellie: "Biters beware!"
Is the boybander a punker now or is he just sick of all that cake
What is with the fancy cakes these days? Just give me a Victoria sponge and a statue that I don't have to carve up or leave to go mouldy.
The cake is a lie.
Astro or Mario I'd definitely enjoy a slice. A grimdark nihilistic nightmare less so.
@StrickenBiged That seems more like something Nintendo would do.
TloU Part 2
Ellie to Dina: "Hey, I found this old pun book... Oh, I remember this one: What did the baker write on the Clicker cake?"
Dina: "Cut it out!"
Ellie: "No, it's "Biters beware", but that works too."
Dina: "Not what I mean..."
Appreciate his Sick Of It All shirt. One of the greatest NYHC bands of all time. Get well Lou!
@Czar_Khastik
Get your kids a what ("since they didnt have enough childhood trauma") :
@Rich33 I'll skip Zayn, that would be more traumatic than a clicker
They have to leave the cake sit in the sun for a few months so it can be even more game like, by growing several different types of mold and fungus.
Well that looks just delicious!!
I guess you light the candles with a Molotov.
“You’ll want to plunge a knife into Zayn Malik….”
Me reading “WTF?!?!”
“….Birthday cake” ahhhhhhhh
Who said you can't have your cake and eat it (too) looking forward to the rebake.
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