From the creators of Surgeon Simulator comes an all-new single player title about a slice of bread on a journey to become toast. I Am Bread, similarly to titles like Goat Simulator, became popular on the PC through comical YouTube videos, and has now been ported to the PlayStation 4.
In the story mode you are given control of a slice of bread and are placed in a room: Lounge, Garage, Kitchen, etc. In this room you must play a huge game of "the floor is lava" – you know, you played it as a kid – where you must avoid any surfaces that could render the baked good inedible. Also, while roaming around you must find an item in the room that can heat up your bread and convert it to the dark side – toast.
The story is just a slice of what's on offer here, as like a good wholemeal there are a range of other modes to try out: Cheese Hunt, Bagel Races, Rampage, Zero-G, and Free-play. In Bagel Racing, our favourite mode, you have to roll a bagel from A-to-B in one room, passing checkpoints and avoiding obstacles in an attempt to set the fastest time possible in the online leader boards. The other mode that you knead to try out is Rampage; here you are tasked with a bit of barmy baguette bashing, as you cause chaos in order to score points. The addition of various challenging modes makes an otherwise plain sandwich of a story mode into one mouth-watering BLT.
The controls for the game are as awkward as expected from the developer of Surgeon Simulator, as you wrestle with the DualShock 4's shoulder buttons and sticks to manoeuvre your Best of Both. These tricky controls often feel, and you'll be cursing them with frequency. Moreover, the awful camera angles will get you in a bit of a jam at times, which, when paired with some irritating framerate issues, can ruin the experience. Dough these problems can be prominent, we suppose that we should stress that a future patch could fix them up.
Conclusion
I Am Bread is a quirky title that can be a lot of bun at times, and it will certainly fill a hole before a much more substantial meal comes along. However, the title's control, camera, and performance issues do put a dampener on things, so unless you absolutely love silly experiences of this ilk, we'd recommend keeping your dough in your wallet and putting it towards something a little less stale.
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Surgeon simulator is rubbish. I wont be buying this.
@themcnoisy I gave it a shot at one point because people wouldn't shut up about it. What a stupid, stupid experience. I can't bring myself to calling it a game. It's just a phone app. A time killer.
I Am Bread looks to be another of those to me. I'll definitely be skipping this while I wait for that sexy slice of DA:I coming out next week.
@glassmusic agreed - but my game of choice at the moment is mgs with some sound shapes mixed in.
You are totally right great in 5 minute bursts but rubbish games.
@glassmusic surgeon sim was appalling, its was still fun for five minutes though, ive no interest in this but I'll pick up goat sim from a bargain bin sale whenever.
That conclusion is amazing
@PorllM Thanks!
I was waiting for this review, as the game kept on getting my eyes on it on the playstation store...but was very curious as to what it was.
All I really needed to read, was that it was made from the creators of Surgeon Simulator. That game was horrible, and I was glad I only paid $1 through one of the flash sales for it, because after 10 minutes total, it was deleted.
Since they made this one, it's a definite 'no'.
It's certainly a "youtube" game. However, this, Goat Simulator and Surgeon Simulator make for some good times when playing with friends over a couple of beers before going out. Let's face it, PS4 lacks when it comes to decent local multiplayer/party games. Can't exactly whip out MGSV for a quick mess about. Summary: I believe games like this have their place : )
@Shellcore Agreed, games like this definitely have their place. We need the bonkers distractions and experiments along with the AAA big boys.
I picked up I Am Bread, because I think silliness and humour in games should be a thing to celebrate and support. Of course this type of game isn't for everyone, but I'm glad they exist for the people who want something light-hearted every now and then
Sooo many puns. Possibly my favourite review in recent weeks.
The game was mixed and yet Sony didn't bothered of letting Bossa Studios port this game for their console? Cell Damage, Arcania, Q*Bert, Risen 3, Goat Simulator, when will Sony ever stop letting devs port their mediocre games to their console? I Am Bread looks hilarious but like Goat Simulator, I rather watch it on YouTube.
@fairliedaft Thanks, it's great to hear people enjoying the review and the puns, although sometimes they don't always make the cut!
Nice game
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