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  • Review Let's Dance with Mel B (PlayStation 3)

    Stop right now, thank you very much

    While Dance Central on Kinect nailed the dance genre with its first step, many developers are still struggling to turn PlayStation Move into a fruitful dancing experience. Konami's venerable DanceDanceRevolution series had a first go, and Sony's own SingStar Dance had some things going for it, but there's still...

  • Review Me Monstar: Hear Me Roar (PlayStation Minis)

    Me Monstar: Hear Me Roar can be a bit too dense for its own good, but its unique premise and lavish visual style make up for any initial gameplay complications

    The premise of Cohort Studios' Me Monstar: Hear Me Roar is not too dissimilar to Pac-Man. In this arcade score-driven PlayStation Mini, your primary goal is to advance your character through...

  • Review Alien Zombie Mega Death (PlayStation 3)

    A simple but addictive arcade shooter, Alien Zombie Megadeath is the perfect antidote to what's medically referred to as "lazy weekend syndrome"

    Alien Zombie Megadeath is the latest in a growing list of popular PlayStation Minis to get a full high-definition upgrade. Pom-Pom's obnoxiously titled two-dimensional arcade shooter released last year as...

  • Review Heracles: Chariot Racing (PlayStation Minis)

    Who doesn't enjoy a good kart racing game? As we browsed through the PlayStation Store's roster of PlayStation Minis looking for something to occupy us during the summer drought, Heracles: Chariot Racing stuck out like glowing beacon of brilliance

    "A Mario Kart clone featuring characters and stages from Greek mythology?" we exclaimed...

  • Review Puzzle Dimension (PlayStation 3)

    Puzzle Dimension is a devilishly moreish brain-bender with a fantastic sense of style

    Puzzle games and balls go together like pineapple and cheese. There's something immensely satisfying about rolling spherical objects through non-descript floating environments. That premise is at the heart of Puzzle Dimension — a bare-bones brain-melting puzzler...

  • Review Air Conflicts: Secret Wars (PlayStation 3)

    Fly by night

    Move has helped gamers conquer the wastelands of Helghan, don the famous green jacket and even solve a murder or two, but it's about to achieve its biggest accolade yet: you can now use it to win World War II. Air Conflicts: Secret Wars puts you behind the controls of 16 planes from the first and second World War, with optional...

  • Review Shadows Of The Damned (PlayStation 3)

    The initial announcement of Shadows Of The Damned left us disappointed

    When we originally heard that some of Japan's most revered names — No More Heroes' Suda51, Resident Evil's Shinji Mikami, and Silent Hill's Akira Yamaoka — were collaborating on a brand new horror IP, our mind started to get ahead of itself with all the psychological horror...

  • Review White Knight Chronicles: Origins (PlayStation Portable)

    White Knight Chronicles: Origins eschews the complexities of the RPG genre, crafting a straight-forward co-operative experience that's well suited to the pick-up-and-play nature of  Sony's portable platform

    Despite taking a critical beating worldwide, White Knight Chronicles has been a successful endeavour for Sony in Japan. With two iterations...

  • Review Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (PlayStation 3)

    Transformers: Dark Of The Moon is a surprisingly solid movie tie-in

    The gameplay is knowingly straight-forward, but an abundance of decent set-piece encounters and a robust online multiplayer component make this spin-off an enjoyable, if entirely mindless affair. High Moon was onto something when it released War For Cybertron on PlayStation 3. The...

  • Review Ape Escape (PlayStation 3)

    Gorilla warfare

    Sony's Ape Escape series has been a PlayStation staple since 1999, when it wowed the world with its dual-analogue control scheme. Now over a decade later it's trying another control scheme in Ape Escape, (known as PlayStation Move Ape Escape in North America) but is it an evolutionary step or a knuckle-dragging disaster? The original...

  • Review Learning with the PooYoos: Episode I (PlayStation 3)

    Who said gaming was just for big kids?

    Children’s games and PlayStation 3 is a coupling that hasn’t really been explored. Well, that was the case until Lexis Numérique released Learning With the PooYoos: Episode 1 on PSN service. Designed for children between the ages of 3-6, this game sets out to captivate the minds of the youngest gamers, but...

  • Review Alice: Madness Returns (PlayStation 3)

    The spiritual successor to American McGee's 2000 PC blockbuster, Alice, Madness Returns picks up shortly after the original game, with the protagonist installed in the orphanage of Doctor Angus Bumby

    Alice is traumatised by memories of her parent's death, an act which she believes herself responsible for. As Alice battles with her memories, she's...

  • Review Greg Hastings Paintball 2 (PlayStation 3)

    Wanna be a baller, shot-caller?

    Paintball takes the online multiplayer fun found in videogames and brings it to a painful reality. Sadly, the sport has seen a rapid decline in recent years due to its high cost to play, expensive insurance cost and field/arena maintenance expenses. Fret not though fellow paintballers (i.e. ballers), because for less...

  • Review Ninjamurai (PlayStation Minis)

    A brutal but trance-inducing platformer, Ninjamurai's breakneck sense of speed and macabre visual-style translate into an ambitious and occasionally frustrating PlayStation Mini with digestible level-design that's well suited to the platform

    Open Emotion Studios make some of the most ambitious games on Sony's PlayStation Minis service. The ambition...

  • Review Duke Nukem Forever (PlayStation 3)

    Duke Nukem Forever is a relic

    The game feels caught between two opposing design sensibilities, never fully encompassing a throw-back feel because of its modern concessions. There's the glint of a good idea in some of Forever's periphery activities, and the whole campaign is punctuated by some pretty impressive set-pieces — but Duke Nukem Forever...

  • Review SEGA Rally Online Arcade (PlayStation 3)

    Because we can't all afford a Subaru WRX Sti

    Remember seeing those giant car-like arcade machines lined up at your local arcade? If so, you've likely already played or witnessed this game in action. Taken from the extremely popular SEGA Rally series of arcade machines, SEGA Rally Online Arcade brings the thrill and action of arcade style racing to...

  • Review Under Siege (PlayStation 3)

    Much harder than Steven Seagal

    During a generation in which First-Person Shooter (FPS) titles dominate the market, a genre like the Real-Time Strategy (RTS) game can become lost on PS3 amongst a barrage of FPS frags, melees and rat-a-tat-tat firefights. Despite this the system has received some standout RTS games: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3...

  • Review Armageddon Riders (PlayStation 3)

    Armageddon Riders is a couple of features away from "absolutely essential" status

    Targem's supremely polished post-apocalyptic racer mixes goofy humour with solid handling mechanics, wrapping the whole affair in a stunning Burnout Paradise-esque open-world environment. The package could have been elevated with an online multiplayer mode, but there's...

  • Review Hunted: The Demon's Forge (PlayStation 3)

    Protagonists E'lara and Caddoc are a metaphor for Hunted: The Demon's Forge

    The duo are brash, goofy and amusing, personifying the theme of the game they are featured in. Hunted: The Demon's Forge is not a well devised title — the combat is scrappy, the visuals are hokey, and the voice acting is utterly reprehensible — but for all its faults...

  • Review No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise (PlayStation 3)

    We could be heroes

    No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise isn’t about saving the world. It follows Travis Touchdown, an over-sexed Otaku obsessed with violence, wrestling, anime and games (he has a Mega Drive/Mega CD/32X combo in his room). Travis gets drunk in a bar and meets the head of the United Assassins Association, Sylvia Christel. She offers him...

  • Review DiRT 3 (PlayStation 3)

    DiRT2 was one of our favourite PS3 games of 2009

    We spent numerous hours with Codemasters' rally sequel, eventually earning the game's illusive Platinum trophy and still secretly longing for more. Codemasters' mix of arcade accessibility and simulation physics created a racing experience that not only felt unique, but also approachable without...

  • Review Brink (PlayStation 3)

    Take no notice of Brink's storyline

    We didn't. As much as we adore the game's quirky art-direction, the plot is utter nonsense. You're situated on a water-based city known as the Ark, but there's chaos aboard the warring location as its inhabitants are divided by two factions: the Security and the Resistance. Cut-scenes try to tie the narrative...

  • Review We Dare (PlayStation 3)

    We feel dirty now

    We Dare raised more than just eyebrows with its original trailer: the thought of young gamers getting into an array of saucy situations was too much for some, who seized upon the game's PEGI 12+ rating to call it immoral, insulting and downright offensive. Well, they got two right. We Dare's whole reputation as a bawdy party game...

  • Review LEGO: Pirates Of The Caribbean (PlayStation 3)

    It only takes one look at Captain Jack Sparrow sauntering into view to melt your heart

    Traveller's Tales appears to have mastered the art of transforming popular properties into thoroughly enjoyable co-operative affairs, and the developer's whimsical take on Disney's somewhat convoluted Pirates Of The Caribbean tetralogy is no different. Set across...

  • Review SOCOM: Special Forces (PlayStation 3)

    Tactics on the Move

    SOCOM 2 wasn’t only just one of the best shooters for the PlayStation 2, but many would likely even call it the best on the system. These are big boots for SOCOM: Special Forces (aka SOCOM 4: U.S. Navy SEALs in North America) to fill, and now that the online war is back in action from the PlayStation Network outage, we’ve...

  • Review Sniper: Ghost Warrior (PlayStation 3)

    Remember that sniper mission from Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare? Everybody loved it: no game had ever pulled off the satisfying tension of creeping through a woodland in a ghillie suit, carefully and dramatically picking off targets with your hardened commander

    Essentially, Sniper: Ghost Warrior is that mission extrapolated across a full campaign...

  • Review Virtua Tennis 4 (PlayStation 3)

    Come out swinging

    The PlayStation Move tennis grand slam final between 2K Sports' Top Spin 4 and SEGA's Virtua Tennis 4 is a match-up between two totally different play styles: whereas 2K offered a simulation fully playable with Move, SEGA has stayed true to its series' arcade roots by limiting the motion control to exhibition matches and minigames...

  • Review WSC Real 11 (PlayStation 3)

    Cue de grâce?

    PlayStation Move and cue sports go together like balls and baize: PlayStation Network release Hustle Kings has already shown how well the motion controller can work with the sport, and now Dark Energy Digital has responded to VooFoo Studios' break with WSC Real 11. The most obvious enhancement WSC brings to the table is the World...

  • Review Mortal Kombat (PlayStation 3)

    Mortal Kombat is the most comprehensive fighting game we've ever played

    It puts its immediate contemporaries to shame with a pool of modes, features and unlockables that have been on the wishlist of fighting fans for some time. What's more, the content is built upon an accessible and satisfying fighting system that's deep enough to hold your...

  • Review Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes HD (PlayStation 3)

    Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes is a real pleasant surprise

    The game's clever blend of puzzle and RPG action makes for a refreshing downloadable package that's wrapped up in a gloriously vivid visual style. Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes is the video game equivalent of a warm day in England: you don't anticipate it, but when it comes it's...