Topic: Elden Ring - best soapstone messages

OK, so technically I'm playing on PC so I'm not even going to see the same messages as you guys , but just thought it would be fun to collate the best/funniest soapstone messages you've come across in Elden Ring so far (although let's try and keep it as spoiler free as possible)

My favourite one I came across just now-

hidden in some tall grass: "Behold, stealth!"

My favourite so far was planted on top of a dead body in a dungeon. It simply said, "head".

haha, only just realised that "soapstone messages" isn't even what they're called. what are they, "finger messages"? lol, I'll just leave this topic as it is