Republished on Wednesday 1st September 2021: We're bringing this review back from the archives following the announcement of September's PlayStation Plus lineup. The original text follows.
Poor Sierra Knox. She lived her life as a successful racing car driver, and along with her father was a powerful figure within Kronstadt Industries, a tech firm making waves in the robotics field. She had it all: fame, money, power, and a name that made her sound a bit like a baddie from a Bond film. It's everything a girl could ask for. And then out of nowhere an assassin dressed like a pink flamingo kicked her down an open trap door to her death. The ignominy of it all. Kicked down a trap door by a pink flamingo. He got away with it, too. "An accident," they called it. Nobody ever suspects the pink flamingo.
In a game that takes itself seriously, an amnesiac killer hunting down members of a cabal secretly pulling the strings on world politics from behind the scenes would be even more eye-roll inducing than the last season of Prison Break. Rather than settling for being a po-faced techno thriller, Hitman 2 – mercifully – knows exactly how ludicrous it is, embraces the absurdity, and at times, goes full tilt into black comedy territory. Murder has rarely been this amusing.
Each of the half a dozen missions starts out pretty much the same way. You play as Agent 47 – a remorseless contract killer who has no memory of his childhood – and you're given a job to do by your quintessentially English handler, Diana. She'll give you the low down on a target or two that somebody is willing to pay good money to have bumped off, and then it's up to you to figure out the best way to do it.
The contracts all take place in separate, fairly sizeable sandboxes. You'll visit dense jungle, overpopulated city streets, quiet suburbs, and lavish parties, each offering their own unique risks and opportunities. The assassinations are meticulously crafted puzzles and it's your job to solve them using stealth and occasionally action. Underhanded tactics are the order of the day here, and making a murder look like a tragic – albeit hilarious – accident is thoroughly rewarding every time. The sneakier you are the better since a) you'll get a better score once you finish the level if you're neither seen nor heard, and b) the third-person shooting mechanics are as rough as a badger's arse.
As you wander around at the start of a mission you'll occasionally pick up intel, or overhear a conversation which might contain some juicy information you can use to your advantage. Tapping the touchpad while listening to one of these conversations allows you to track the hint, and seeing it through to completion will often put you in the perfect position for murder. These routes through the levels are generally entertaining, and often offer you an opportunity to pull off some of the more elaborate and amusing assassinations, but you can turn them off if you find it makes the game a little too easy.
It took us around an hour to beat most missions, but that time doesn't include reloads that were required when everything went a little pear-shaped. Fortunately, the auto-save system is fairly forgiving on the standard difficulty, and so if some big-nosed neighbour walks into the room while you're half way through drowning your target in the toilet, you can go back to an earlier part in the level without having to do whole thing again. This is a Godsend as there's an awful lot of trial and error involved in working out where you can go and what you can do without drawing unwanted attention to yourself or your dastardly deeds.
Once your targets have bought the farm and Agent 47 has made his escape, you'll be given a rating based on how efficient your murdering was. Killing anyone other than the targets hurts your score, along with being seen, or taking a long time, while making the assassinations look like an accident, wearing disguises, and leaving no trace that you were ever there will net you a better one. The better score you get the more you'll level up, and this in turn unlocks items you can now use either when replaying the mission or in future ones. Unlocking the briefcase, for example, allows you to conceal a weapon inside and carry it into areas where you get frisked by security, meaning that you can approach missions you've already finished using tactics that weren't available to you the first time around.
If you played 2016's Hitman reboot then this will all sound incredibly familiar. And it is. Hitman 2 takes the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" approach to sequels, and so you shouldn't go into this expecting any revolutionary new mechanics or features. There's an online multiplayer mode, which adds a competitive streak to the murder, and in a nice touch, if you paid for Hitman previously, you can download all of the missions from that game to be played here in remastered form.
Conclusion
Each mission in Hitman 2 is a treasure trove of wonderful emergent gameplay, excellent satirical writing, and lashings of delicious, jet-black humour. The targets you'll hunt are almost universally rotters which thankfully takes care of any lingering moral quandaries you may have about their imminent demise. It's better that way. We really don't want to feel bad about tinkering with an old man's oxygen tank so it blows up and kills him when he sparks up a cigarette, do we?
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Sounds brilliant. I just wanted more levels really. Shame it's selling crap.
@get2sammyb wait what?
this game is selling like crap?? who is this game losing to then???
@Amplified UK sales charts were pretty dire, but it doesn't include digital so maybe it's doing better there. On this site specifically any articles we've posted about it have done barely any traffic at all, so I just don't think people care.
Maybe it'll do well in the end, but doesn't feel like it.
On the "buy" list.
@get2sammyb I just found out that Hitman 2 sales lost to Fortnite deep freeze bundle......................
The truth is, this is the first game from IO as an independent studio, and the game looks more Hitman - Season 2 than Hitman 2. Of course, this is just a matter of perception.
I bought the early edition despite not having time to play it because I really want to support this game. I absolutely love Hitman games. Managed to do most of first two levels so will make my way to the 3rd in next few days.
@RogerRoger Haha, I love that GIF.
I take it this is a different game from Hitman 2: silent assassin on the PS2?
@Ryall It sure is. It's a continuation of the of the reboot from two years ago.
@get2sammyb Then you will love it. It's more levels with some minor changes and the new levels are excellent.
@johncalmc Yeah I can't wait to get it and try all the new levels.
@johncalmc The first paragraph of this review sums up everything I love about Hitman. They should put it on the back of the box.
@get2sammyb in the US its selling good.word up son
Cool, will buy on Xbox One.
Great review, looks like a lot of fun!! Vague memories of playing a hitman game on ps2 at a mates house back in the day and having a real laugh. @johncalmc which version of this game comes with the 2016 game bundled with it (or have I completly fabricated that being a thing)
The hitman series was my favourite game series until absolution nearly killed it. The last game on ps4 was fantastic and was a more than welcome return to what made the original games great. Can't wait to get my hands on this one.
@get2sammyb We seriously need to start tracking digital sales, if physical sales are really low people are going to assume it’s flopped but for all we know it’s digital sales could be through the roof and well on its way to reaching its sales target.
I’ve yet to start the new levels properly as I’ve just finished playing through the first Hitman again but the Legacy version which is incorporated in Hitman 2 and uses it’s mechanics and new (minor) graphical update. I really hope it sells well because I’d hate to see Hitman not get another release, it’s a one of a kind type of game, no other game out there like it.
@MaccaMUFC They're adding digital to the UK charts next year.
@johncalmc Do you still need to be always online to unlock stuff, get rated at the end of missions and pretty much do anything that you should be able to do without needing to be online? Because that's what broke the fun with the last game for me.
Great review, I'll probably pick it up down the road when it's $20-$25 New like Season 1 is currently.
Still need to get around to playing Season 1, it looks cool.
The key to hitman is mastering the escalations. Those are a good training ground for the main game. Also repetition is key. I finally started Mumbai and it is amazing. Solid game with no horseback riding or fast travel!
So this hitman is not episodic then? That's what put me off the last game
Sooo, being an owner of Hitman 3 and PSVR and all, i should be able to play through this in VR too, right? If so, yay! If not, no download.
@Trousersnake Yes you can!
This Hitman trilogy got better with each game. I can’t wait to see what IO does with Bond.
@Trousersnake Was going to ask myself, assumed yes but you can never be sure these days. Anyway, thanks @scubafinch!
@Jayofmaya @Scubafinch @Trousersnake you can play these levels in VR, but you have to do so by importing them into Hitman 3. Luckily all your progress carries over too, if you've already started playing on Hitman 2, although this is a one-time transfer, rather than being synchronised.
I played the first two games on Steam, but then ended up buying the whole trilogy on PlayStation, but I only ever run the third game because everything is there, all in one. The earlier games just exist in my library as a way of getting the various legacy packs cheaper than buying them as DLC (you can pick up Hitman 2016 on disc for peanuts, and any edition will give you its GOTY content in Hitman 3)
@theheadofabroom Ahh, thanks for the details! I heard some of the DLC from 1 and 2 don't play in VR, but do they play in flat screen in Hitman 3 or do you have to load up the games separately for those parts?
@Jayofmaya I'm afraid I don't know that much, I don't have the PSVR, I was just passing a reasonable amount of attention when it was all announced as I was still hoping PSVR2 would be backwards compatible. 🤷
@theheadofabroom Ahh ok. I hear the architecture looks to be too different to play the PSVR games, but maybe Sony will make it easy for devs to patch their games somehow, I mean Sony, devs and consumers will all want it so I'm assuming something like that will happen at least.
@Jayofmaya yeah, I agree, and I can see that, we just didn't have the information back in January when I was buying, so I was hedging my bets and gathering all the info I could.
If you got the hitman 2 starter pack, to play hitman 1 with the newer engine, you will not be able to get the ps plus game. Long story short, it took me an hour to get online support to understand the problem. If you have the same situation, the easiest path is to get a hold of support and ask them to delete the license form your account called 'Hitman 2 free starter pack'. They don't need to understand why. Once it's gone you can 'purchase' the ps plus offer. If you don't do this you don't have the actual game.
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