E3 is a time of fierce format wars and – if you happen to work in the games industry – intense stress. Scientists often say that laughing is a good way of dealing with tough situations, and this PlayStation E3 headline generator certainly got a giggle out of us. Some of our favourites so far:
- Shawn Layden bursts from a crate on stage wearing a Crash Bandicoot t-shirt to announce – Spyro.
- Adam Boyes trips over the PlayStation VR headset wire, crushing Fumito Ueda and destroying all hope of The Last Guardian being released.
- Sony announces all upcoming first-party games will be funded through Kickstarter.
- Adam Boyes, Shuhei Yoshida, Shawn Layden, and Andrew House announce the formation of a new boy band and their debut album 'All Work & No Play'.
You can have a play with the headline generator through here. Remember to post any that make you laugh in the comments section below.
[source community.eu.playstation.com]
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"SONY ANNOUNCE A NEW HEAD OF THIRD-PARTY RELATIONS, MUSIC BLARES AS PHIL SPENCER STRUTS OUT."
Lol I like this one!
"ADAM BOYES, ANNOUNCES 2HOT2TANGO FOR THE PLAYSTATION VITA, A INDIE GAME INVOLVING THE BURNING OF EVIDENCE FROM A VERY STICKY NIGHT."
"SHUHEI YOSHIA, ANNOUNCES UNFORTUNATE SITUATION FOR THE PLAYSTATION VR, A STRATEGY GAME INVOLVING DELIVERING MILK TO OLD LADIES."
Well... these sounds interesting!
@Melucine And that's why I'll never buy a handheld device used.
Sony announces that they have brought the rights to Crash but ain't releasing any new games
"Sony spend 30 minutes announcing their original TV content for PlayStation Plus subscribers."
This one sounds like it could be horrifically true.
"WIPEOUT IS MAKING ITS TRIUMPHANT RETURN! ON THE SONY XPERIA Z5."
I like this one:
SQUARE ENIX INTRODUCED TO THE STAGE, BOWING, THE MAN SAYS PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO TOKYO GAMES SHOW - HE LEAVES.
SHAWN LAYDEN, ANNOUNCES SQUISHY BITS FOR THE PLAYSTATION 4, A AAA GAME INVOLVING THROWING CHILDREN INTO A VOLCANO.
Hideo Kojima announces his new game, Petal Fear, a PlayStation exclusive about a man stealthily murdering anyone muttering the word "Cake".
This has got to be my favorite:
SHAWN LAYDEN BURSTS FROM A CRATE ON STAGE WEARING A CRASH BANDICOOT T-SHIRT TO ANNOUNCE - SPYRO.
'SHUHEI YOSHIA UNVEILS THE SONY 8K TV, MAKING THE UPCOMING PLAYSTATION 4K REDUNDANT.'
'SLY COOPER TO BE REBOOTED UNDER THE EXPENDABLES LICENSE, AND STARRING SYLVESTER STALLONE' ....yes please!!!
FINAL FANTASY VIII REMAKE NOW CALLED FINAL FANTASY VERSUS XXIV AND SCHEDULED FOR 2025.
@Bliquid Amazing.
ADAM BOYES PLAYS A VIDEO OF ENGLISH WEATHER ON STAGE. DARK CLOUD 3 CONFIRMED
Lol
SONY ANNOUNCE ACQUISITION OF NINTENDO, PLAYSTATION VR TO BE RENAMED VIRTUAL BOY.
@Jrbdog @Churchy @Vix
I hope all of this happen at sony e3 conference
"MARK CERNY, NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY PEGGLE 2 JUMPS IN THE AIR ON STAGE, TO ANNOUNCE KNACK 2 - YOU GOT THE KNACK."
ADAM BOYES PLAYS A VIDEO OF ENGLISH WEATHER ON STAGE. DARK CLOUD 3 CONFIRMED.
SONY ANNOUNCE A REVOLUTIONARY PARTNERSHIP TO BRING PLAYSTATION TO NORTH KOREA WITH THEIR FIRST TITLE - KING JONG UN HAIRCUT SIMULATOR.
SHUHEI DEMO'S PLAYSTATION VR ON-STAGE, HE BEGINS VOMITTING PROFUSELY - PART OF THE 30% PRONE TO SIMULATOR SICKNESS.
HIDEO KOJIMA, ANNOUNCES ARMY OF POO FOR THE PLAYSTATION VR, A THIRD-PERSON GAME INVOLVING AN ARMY OF FLUFFY SQUIRRELS WHO TARGET YOURS NUTS.
SHUHEI BOASTS ABOUT SALES OF PS2 REMASTERED GAMES- ANNOUNCES NEW PLAYSTATION 2 CONSOLE
HIDEO KOJIMA, ANNOUNCES THE JACKET MEN FOR THE PLAYSTATION VR, A SIMULATION GAME INVOLVING THE USE OF ILLEGAL FIREWORKS TO CUT DOWN YOUR ENEMIES.
@FullbringIchigo WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT, have they really?
@BillyBandicoot no ^_^ not really
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