Let's be brutally honest here: the main appeal of the Mass Effect franchise are the bedroom scenes. BioWare's one of the few developers to actually recognise sex as a regular activity – even if the whole interspecies stuff at play is a bit, y'know, weird. And the animations are awkward. And it's all a bit embarrassing really.
Anyway, according to producer Mike Gamble on Twitter, you can expect to leave lipstick (or aftershave, we guess) on the pillows of many an NPC in upcoming sequel Andromeda. "The banging is pretty good," he said. When questioned whether it would be on par with the more adult scenes in The Witcher, he pointed out that the new Mass Effect is an M-rated game.
Looking at some of the game's animations so far, we're looking forward to faces clipping through each other as they engage in foreplay. But hey, maybe that kind of thing's sexy in space. Who knows?
[source twitter.com, via vg247.com]
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But will there be a stuffed Unicorn?
I am not sure why this once professional website suddenly seems to want to go into gutter with these sophomoric articles almost daily. It is one of the main problems with the entire industry and they are too blind to realize it. If it is not a headline that uses a sexual pun or a sexual inuendo it is a provactiv picture of some obscure Japanese game. Grow up and gain some dignity. I am out of here.
"Let's be brutally honest here: the main appeal of the Mass Effect franchise are the bedroom scenes."
Don't know if that's sarcasm or not :-/
The banging will be good? Is this a comment about how good the physics in the game is? I do love some good collision detection.
Considering what the character models in these Western AAA games tend to look like, the phrase "bumping uglies" has never been more apt.
I'm good with that SFM, baus.
@Matroska Mmmmm dat hit box tho. xD
@carlos82 amen...
@itshoggie
Sadly it is kind of true. At least in the group of people I run with. Of course anybody who actually plays the games knows there's much more to them than the silly 'romances.'
I have never played Mass Effect for ANY of the romancing options and certainly not buying ME:A for this. I wouldn't care if they took romancing options out, I would still buy.
Not all of us are prepubescent or 'Beavis and Buthead'!!
@Fall1313 yeah sorry for posting about obscure Japanese games which are not really obscure at all because it's a difference in culture. So sorry that Japanese are so different than you.
But will it be as awesome as the Blood and Wine romance scene?
It's not the actual sex scenes that are the problem (though they are awkward), it's the chemistry leading up to them that needs work.
Anyway, Geralt and Triss' bathhouse scene in The Witcher 2 was a good one.
Seriously??
"Let's be brutally honest here: the main appeal of the Mass Effect franchise are the bedroom scenes."
Umm ... yeah, that's like, your opinion man.
@itshoggie I really hope so....
@Fall1313 'once professional'
heh
Kinda blown away by how many people missed the humor here.
Never really something I went after in ME, but I did get the one for Jack, which was hilarious. 10/10 would get banged again
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