Maybe it’s just us, but we’ve always derived a perverse kind of pleasure from completing readership surveys. You could say we’re doing you a favour by presenting you with about a billion different questions about your experience on Push Square, then. While we’re pretty much already the best PlayStation website this side of Grimsby, we’re always eager to hear your feedback so that we can improve and cover more of the things you actually want us to. Like Fortnite.
Please, please take the questionnaire by clicking here. The survey comes courtesy of our not-so evil overlords over at Gamer Network, so you can blame them for any typos or technical errors. Make sure you let them know you came from Push Square, though, so they know that actual people visit this site and they’re less likely to shut us down.
As a reward for all your hard work, we’ll be providing every member who completes the form with a Banoffee biscuit*. And for our American readers, we mean “biscuit” in the “cookie” sense. Not scones. Because it’s totally weird that you guys call scones biscuits and we’d very much like to complete a survey expressing our disgust at that.
Anyway, please complete the survey. Thank you so much.
* The biscuits are a lie
[source surveymonkey.com]
Comments 79
Thank you very much! Means a lot!
@get2sammyb Some of these questions are awful, Sammy! But i completed it anyways
Done! I expect the biscuits through the post within a week 🍪
Done!
First of all if Pushsquare closes I'll burn the company that does it (jk don't arrest me).
Also..."non-binary"? Seriously? Is this really the world in 2018?
well that took a while
i would't use a specific currency (unless you want feedack from a specific county) in these kinds of surveys
Pounds to Rands confuses me sometimes
Done. Didn't know what to put for gaming conventions though. Unless they hold one in a bar and it's nice and quiet I don't think I'd be into it...
Done 👍
@AFCC people would only moan if they didn't. Best not to get into that.
I expected a trophy to pop at the end (a silver at least).
Sure
Done!
Not the best of survey’s though.
It just wouldn’t end.
Done. Now, about them biscuits...
I am now officially on a Banoffee Caramel Digestives hunt at my local co-ops and Asdas. I've never seen them before. Mmm.
I hate filling out surveys, but I did it because you asked nicely.
@General_Spiller Thank you, but I didn't write the questions so you can blame those fiends at Gamer Network for that!
But seriously are those Banoffee Caramel biscuits a real thing?
Ok, done.
Oh sweet I love surveys.
@Gremio108 I can confirm they are real.
@get2sammyb Oh i know! I used to work in research so i'm like that grumpy old ex-smoker who complains everytime he smells a cig.
Always happy to help out the site/network and give feedback.
Wish some of the AAA publishers would do the same
@Gremio108 They are real and delicious.
Still waiting for last years biscuit
Anywho, job done. Keep up the good work guys
Done, now where is my biscuit?
Done,
You can give my biscuit to the homeless
A poll?! Sign me in
"Not-so evil overlords"
Surrre.
Done....
Smashed it. Can't wait to find out how well I did.
@get2sammyb I never called scones biscuits nor have I heard anyone else, I have just called them scones. Biscuits for me have always been those things you eat for breakfast usually have sausage on them or smothered in gravy.
@Tasuki Yeah, they're called cheese/savoury scones.
Done. You're welcome.
Done!
Completed it but I'm a bit disappointed: No Euros but US-Dollars? Is Europe THAT far away from Britain and the US so close? Or do you guys think only people from the UK or US are capable of reading English
Do you pre-order games? Yes / No
Select No.
How many games did you pre-order in 2017? Lowest number 1-3
Fail!
@LaNooch1978 Civil!? So far from the truth. Have a look at the Metal Gear Survivor review!
@Sanctanox There's a world beyond the UK and USA? Seriously, it's probably just because those two countries account for almost 70% of our traffic.
Decided to crawl outta my hole to fill it out.
Unfortunately, they wouldn't accept my answer of "LOL" when asked about buying microtransactions. So I had to be a big boy and say zero instead.
Alright, back into hibernation I go.
@DerMeister Thanks man, hope you're doing well!
@get2sammyb I'm doing better, but I'm still working on some things, so I'm not quite ready to resume regular posting yet. Thanks for asking though, hopefully everything will be fixed up soon.
@LaNooch1978 I must agree, compared to those places, it is peaceful here.
And how dare you say the last Zelda game was not 10/10 and the greatest thing since sliced bread! /s
@LaNooch1978 Haha, not that I know of! (If anyone from Gamer Network's reading, please don't close us!)
@Neolit must have missed that XD
Done, Gone off Cadbury's since they moved out of the UK and crapped out their chocolate recipes.
Quest Complete!
Done, away to try and find out where those biscuits are sold!! The team and discussions here are great. I think even the Nintendo life crowd are a tough lot, @LaNooch1978, never mind ign 😂😂. Go over there and tell them Zelda is just another port 👍
Complete. Not sure why it asked what we were likely to buy in the next year, example 4K tv/ monitor . But not if we already own. Seems like an oversight
All done. And yeah not planning on buying a 4K TV but that's because I've already got one. 😀
Right I'm off to the shop for some biscuits.
I finished the survey, dang there was alot of questions lol.
Done and done
Done, now I want my cookie.
Well, I don't normally bother with surveys, but I just can't say no to a free biscuit
@get2sammyb Ah ok didn't know that when someone says scone here they usually mean these
^^ don't know what that is, but it's definitely no scone. where's the clotted cream?!?
survey completed, as a reward for bringing this variety of biscuit to my attention. i must now find the lootbox that contains this treasure...
@Clutch_Nixon I fear that we are reaching levels of stupidity that may be harmful for future generations
Whew... I need a pint
U r welcome!
Done and Done. I got you Fam!!! (from across the pond)
I want to help, but I'm really shy. :shy:
Done! Great website with an exquisite community.
Greetings from the person responsable for probably 90% of your traffic from Belgium 😉 (P.S. I’ll just have a Stella, thank you)
Done. Gamerankings should be on there. It’s so much better than meta critic for games. Metacrotoc honestly has terrible presentation and ease of use compare to gamerankings.
@Clutch_Nixon
The gaming conventions question threw me I wasnt sure what was near me in cornwall LOL
TBF I know they hold one in Birmingham but thats one hell of a trek from sunny south west
I left the survey open this morning since I had to rush off to work, but I now finished it.
Hopefully nothing bad happens to the site. I enjoy coming here to read the news and conversing with everyone.
done
Push was left off the 'sites you regularly visit' bit. Doh!
I wasn’t completely honest about my browsing habits
What sex do you identify as as?
If that’s what’s happening nowadays maybe we should simply stop asking about sexes all together? Or is there a profitable market of people identifying as something non-binary that some companies potentially want to conquer?
Thank you so much to everyone who's completed this so far. Means a lot!
All done. I still want my biccie though...
Oh no, please don't turn into the sites I left (Kotaku/Polygon) and start only covering Fortnite. Just started reading this and it's so refreshing compared to those sites.
@Stragen8 Don't worry, it was a joke aimed at exactly that actually.
Done
Done! Keep up the good work it's so hard to find a good games site these days but Push Square always gets the balance between tone, content and community just right.
@get2sammyb Done and did. If I sit pretty and beg, could I get the cookie anyway?!!!!
@JLPick No. (Thanks for completing it!)
@get2sammyb Not even a crumb! Okay, no problem in completing the survey though!!!
Done. I'm waiting for my cookies now.
I'm late, but I did it! Gladly! Thanks for your work!
@get2sammyb
Never, ever, make me confront what I spend on games again by asking me how many I've purchased in the last year. I started going through my PSN download list and quickly decided that I better not let the missus get a gander!
@lacerz Haha. Thanks!
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