The gaming gods have heard your prayers, and they appear to be taking action. We've been handed so many remasters in recent years, but none have truly sated us — and that's because we've all been waiting on the second coming of a true classic. A game that's on the mind of every gamer, every day, every hour, every minute. Finally, we may be about to witness the return... of Goat Simulator.
As spotted by Gematsu, 'Goat Simulator Remastered' has just been rated in Taiwan, suggesting that an announcement awaits in the relatively near future. It's been almost nine years since the undisputed GOAT arrived on PS3 and PS4 — but it looks like our patience will ultimately be rewarded.
We're currently bouncing off the walls here in the Push Square office. Stephen's had to go for a lie down. We can only imagine that Geoff Keighley himself is set to announce a dedicated live event for the grand reveal.
We sincerely hope that this isn't a free upgrade, by the way. If any game deserves a double dip — a full price double dip — it's Goat Simulator. Please try to contain your excitement in the comments section below.
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Praise the GOAT 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Congratulations, there is literally nothing for me to say here since you said it all in the article
IGN said this game was better than Death Stranding
@ShogunRok you should do the review now since Sammy gave it a nefarious 6 😾
It’s tragic what happened to Goat Simulator 2.
@Enuo It's because goat simulators require more programming finesse than walking simulators
@Czar_Khastik no, re-read his comment. It said “better than death stranding”. It’s a code message. Clearly, this means the game will cure your depression and make not wanna be stranding for death.
What!?
I know we all love Goat Simulator, but can we just talk about how great Goat Simulator also is?
Upgrade path or gtfo.
Oh they're really milking this now.
Do people still care about this game? I played it on Steam years ago for about 2 hours give or take and after that got bored of it and forgot about its existence ever since.
@Czar_Khastik lol an entire Article Modeled after your greatness. Congratulations sir. You have arrived.
Sony is probably lining up PS5 Pro Bundles with this remaster!
Well I never asked for this!?!?
GOAT Goat for GOTY!
This one's all about kids.
Removed - inappropriate
Michael Jordan the g.o.a.t. 🐐 👑. Word up son
@Mirror_D_80s There's a weird game where you play as a Nun. Indika I think it's called. So I guess that's close enough to being Priest Simulator 😅
@NEStalgia Ha. I see what you did there.
@RubyCarbuncle thanks, i will have to check that out.
@Yousef- Now it makes sense, I didn't catch the encoding within the message since it wasn't sarcasm
@KundaliniRising333 Thank you, it took me just over a year of brainwashing the staff at Push Square but here we have it: a full fledged article written as it should be. I hope they keep it going
@Czar_Khastik I sympathize with your position in being unable to encode seriousness, that’s why I have your back, Sir Caesar Acoustic.
@Yousef- That's a cool artist name if I ever learn how to play the guitar
@ShogunRok Next-gen Gameplay footage can be seen here.
Amazing! I love how you say that "If any game deserves a double dip — a full price double dip — it's Goat Simulator."
Guys, I own this game at least 5 times already. I'm more than happy to get it again. It's just THAT good. The Flapmaster achievement though...🤦 If you know, you know.
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