Yep, that's a typical movie poster with a bunch of headshots all edited together. Forgive us but we can't muster up much excitement for this latest Uncharted film poster. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg feature, of course, alongside the other main characters that make up this big-screen adaptation of Nathan Drake's globetrotting adventures. The caption reads: "Looking good while stealing $5 billion in treasure counts as a skill, right?" The movie is available in theatres from 18th February 2022.
At least it's slightly more exciting than the previous poster put out by Sony. All had that going for it were Nate and Sully in the foreground with a pirate ship behind them. Both looked pretty serious about whatever it was they were doing. Maybe they were on the hunt for Sully's moustache. The main trailer is currently being run in front of Spider-Man: No Way Home in theatres, so at least Tom Holland fans know about Uncharted now. Will they actually go and see it next month, though? Who knows.
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I really need to be more open-minded about this; but the Nathan Fillion fan-short was more fitting as an Uncharted movie than anything I have seen for this movie.
I highly suspect the film won't be particularly exciting either.
@GamingFan4Lyf that was an awsome short and contained almost everything that makes uncharted uncharted. Watched it 4 or 5 times.
Perhaps the person who made the poster saw the film and then tried to perfectly represent what he witness in poster form.
Y'all are way too negative. I thought I was jaded!
Loved the Nathan Fillion shot. Would love for Sony to do a short TV series based on that but it’ll never happen.
Excited for this tho! Although I AM sick of these headshot posters. Every Marvel/SW poster is the exact same now
Only way they could improve it is if it was just five pictures of Tom 😁
awful poster, I'd be absolutely astonished if it isn't completely forgettable
@get2sammyb can ya blame us? What with ALL the great videogame movie adaptations out there😆 This seemed to be the easiest one to adapt. No aliens or fantastical monsters or zombies. Just a globetrotting (mass murdering) archeologist, with a great nathan fillion template to use as a start.
@GamingFan4Lyf
Agreed. After seeing Fillion's take on Drake, I can't see anyone else in the role.
@GamingFan4Lyf It was also genuinely funny and bursting with natural charisma. Regardless of how obviously shoestring budgeted it was, there was obvious love put into it and that made it charming. This new movie seems like it was made by robots following a Sony-mandated template that's been focus-tested like crazy rather than passionate people.
Considering literally every video game adaptation ranges from mediocre to downright horrible, I don't understand why some people think the comments here are negative. Everyone's being realistic, this movie more likely than not will be extremely forgettable.
I don't expect it will be a good Uncharted. I have hope that it'll be a good adventure film though. Hoping for Indiana Jones quality, but I'll probably get something closer to the original Tomb Raider movie; enjoyable but not great.
Bit like the film itself then
Push Square & gloom go hand in hand even a film Poster is not safe 🤣
@David187 I'm very excited for this movie. Can't you tell?
Deary me, this feels like Contract Obligation: The Movie.
It's miles better than the old one where their heads were too big for their bodies. Come on, pushsquare, how did you never notice?
I’ve just got back from Scream 5. How it got a few 9’s is beyond me. I’m actually looking forward to Uncharted though.
Pretty standard Sony movie trailer. They've always been average at best.
Wishing for something on the level of Raiders of the Lost Ark, but expecting something on the level of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
@SoulChimera I'm willing to bet it will review much worse than Scream, Tom Holland himself looks so disinterested in the movie.
The movie is going to bomb. It's not hard to see that from where I'm standing.
Looks like your typical marvel superhero poster...
@lolwhatno
Yeah, I don't really post here with much consistency lol. But thanks for the warm welcome!
@Pat_trick yeah, i wish they'd just stop adapting games into tv shows or movies
Does anyone know if the donut Drake cheat code will work with this one?
@SoulChimera so it should get more 9s or less ?
If you showed me this poster without the word "Uncharted," I would never ever guess it's supposed to be based on that game universe.
I keep wondering who this movie is made for. Certainly not the millions of Uncharted fans. At least pick actors who KIND OF LOOK like the characters.
To me this is worse than how Sonic looked in the original movie trailer.
I’m pretty darn excited for this movie and am happy it’s doing it’s own thing.
Just watching a film with Eric Bana and now I can totally see him as a perfect Drake!
Now that's a Sony poster, alright.
They do terrible posters, like Spider-Man
I prefer the previous poster. One look at that poster and the first thing that pops into my mind is that it's another one of those movies where people are stuck on an island. Maybe even a new Lost show
But anyway, I'm looking forward to the movie. Not excited for it but I think it will be good. Not a fan of the casting choice but the good thing about the movies being different is that we won't be too attached to how they look when they reboot any future movies. It will never be as good as the game.
I wasn't a fan of the Tomb Raider movie or the cast choice. But it grew on me and and now I like the movie. It brings back memories of the game. Maybe this movie will do the same thing
Loud wet fart sound
Hopefully the writers and director have played at least one uncharted game in their life. If not, it'll turn out as a turd, just like assassin's creed.
I'm still excited to watch it, but can understand why some people are hesitant.
@usaislie A lot less. I think I must have seen a different version, because the one I saw was nowhere near a nine.
@Juanalf I’m just not sure what the reviewers watched when it comes to Scream. It seems like it should be around a 4 or 5. I get reviews are opinions, but I just don’t understand how it could be seen as a 9.
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