We already know what you're thinking. You took one look at the thumbnail for this week's Who Would Win Wednesdays and you were either more inclined to click the link, or you were disgusted with our choice of artwork for today's fight. But differing tastes is what this weekly feature is all about, as we throw two PlayStation personalities at each other and see who comes out of the carnage alive. He may be a relic of the past, but that didn't stop Duke Nukem from blowing Johnny Gat away in last week's fight – but who will cut their opponent to ribbons this week? Dust off your giant axe and take a gander.
Amazon
Capable of dealing out ridiculous amounts of damage with a single swing of her ridiculously proportioned weapon, the Amazon is one of Dragon's Crown's deadliest classes. Flipping about the battlefield like an acrobat, she loves nothing better than cleaving through everything that dares to stand in her path, be it a lowly goblin or the gigantic kraken. However, her fighting style does take some time to master, as unlike the well armoured Fighter, the Amazon prefers to rampage through dungeons and ruins in her underwear, meaning that she's likely to take quite a beating. Thankfully, her abilities allow her to grow more powerful as long as she keeps slaying enemies, eventually becoming a whirlwind of unstoppable might.
Arishok
Widely regarded as one of the best things about the divisive Dragon Age II, the Arishok is the strong and serious leader of a Qunari contingent. During the RPG's second act, this hulking warrior challenges protagonist Hawke to single combat – a clash that ends up being one of the most memorable parts of the game. Wielding two rather large weapons, the Arishok displays some impressive strength as he swings and twirls them without much effort, making short work of anything that's foolish enough to wander before him. His most prominent aspect, however, is his total belief that power demands respect. This is a fighter who simply won't back down from an opponent who he thinks is worth his time, and shows no mercy to the weak.
In this bulky battle of muscle, who swings the hardest? Would the Amazon snap the Arishok's horns, or would he refuse to fall before a nearly nude warrior? Vote for your winner in our poll, and tell us how you think that the battle would unfold in the comments section below.
Who do you think would win this Wednesday? (31 votes)
- Amazon
- Arishok
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Comments 8
Ari-who?
If Amazon runs she would knock her self out with those things and would leave Arishok the winner.
I dont think it would end well for Amazon, especially considering the fact that she has only a bra and underwear on... like thats going to stay on.
NO 1 would win because it's not real !!!
His swords are no match for those mighty thighs of destruction!
@Capac For women, the less armor/clothing, the stronger your defense.
@SimonAdebisi you read my mind lol. THOSE THIGHS!!!!
This is probably the strangest matchup I've seen here. I'd have to say the amazon because of speed. That's the most I can say without spoilers.
The Arishok, hands down.
The Qunari are not easily swayed by women, as was evident from Sten's behavior in Dragon Age: Origins. Morrigan was the only one to wear him down with her constant bombardment of innuendo. Leliana did kind of get him to admit to having a sensitive side, but he remained blunt nonetheless.
The Arishok, on the other hand, wasn't very easy to please - let alone earn his respect as either a male or female Hawke. He'd still try to cleave you regardless of whether or not you earned it, contingent on whether or not you try to save Isabela from him.
This isn't a gender issue, but trying to wear him down with poisons, daggers and sex appeal won't work.
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