Rajang, the often terrifying ape-like beast from Monster Hunter, now exists in official pillow form. Capcom is selling the 90cm by 70cm item through its Japanese merchandise store, and it'll set you back 26,400 yen, which is about $200 or £165, when it releases on the 9th February 2023.
The pillow's 15cm thick, so it's likely got a decent amount of weight behind it, just like the pain-in-the-arse monster that it's based on.
The product photos are the real stars of this show, though. Behold:
Imagine having this thing just sitting around your bedroom, waiting for the day when its eyes snap open and it starts smashing everything that you own to pieces. Granted, it's nowhere near as big as the real (in-game) Rajang, but we'd argue that its smaller stature actually makes it even more unnerving.
Are you tempted to buy this frankly terrifying pillow? Kiss Rajang goodnight in the comments section below.
[source e-capcom.com, via twitter.com, twitter.com]
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Um. Nooooou
Nooou
The pillow should have had Rajang sticking his middle finger up whilst in rage mode with a big "NOPE" written on it as he laughs at the hunters weapon getting knocked back at an attempt to damage him.
Holy heck that's creepy af lol
That's not a pillow, it's a home security system - any would-be burglar who comes face-to-face with that monstrosity in the shadowy night's gonna be noping right the heck out faster than you can say "palamute."
What is happening with those product advertisement photos? 😂 That dude’s expression, it’s like he’s in a trance. Creepy.
I can't bring myself to sleeping with my arch-nemesis.
I want it as Rajang is my favourite Monster in the series.
Ah yes. I'll never forget the days that I used to lie down on my rug for a quick snooze with my oddly realistic-looking Rajang Pillow. Good times.
OMG that’s scary as hell!! 😱
I want to murder it and turn it into a hat...
@Fath
You call that a home security system? If i get broken into I can just yell "Alexa intruder alert" and then Alexa will reply "so you have chosen death" before the lights go out, and a dozen Roombas emerge with glowing red lights while the Doom Eternal theme blasts at max volume
That is both creepy and terrifying. I love it.
Why? Just... Why?
Why won't it let me post the above without having to write a lot more? Are they looking for writers and this is their way of showing it?
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, when you're not all there, and seeing this thing!
Dear Internet......
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