A mysterious and enigmatic figure known only as The Enigma has been hacking into the streams of some of Twitch's biggest stars, bearing "warnings of the looming threat of Null Sector, an antagonistic group of Omnics that will soon invade the world of Overwatch". This individual has been revealed to be actor, professional wrestler and former rapper John Cena.
It remains unclear why Mr Cena went to such lengths to bring us this news, but being a real-world hero, we should probably listen. We suppose the least we can do is help get the word out that Overwatch 2's Invasion begins on 10th August, where a new Support Hero, core PVP game mode, and additional Story Missions will be revealed.
Were you shocked by The Enigma's true identity actually being John Cena, whose failure to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame is one of history's great wrongs, still in need of righting? Let us know in the comments section below.
[source youtube.com, via eurogamer.net]
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Microsoft will have no trouble finding the marketing team that is first for the proverbial chopping block.
"So people really dislike our game now and are upset with our decisions. How do we fix this?"
"Pay John Cena all the money we could have used to work on implement new modes and fixes people are asking for?"
"Yes! Brilliant idea! We deserve another raise for this!!"
Do You Wanna Taste It!
(Think Peacemaker opener)
Lol pretty obvious a John Cena collab is coming, the day JC appears in Overwatch 2 the game becomes dead to me.
@Enuo Every time I hear John Cena's theme song I'm reminded of that time Paul Heyman was cutting a promo and started singing it on Smackdown. 😂🤣
"It remains unclear why Mr Cena went to such lengths to bring us this news"
Money. It's money. Top bloke though and I'm not knocking him.
No issue with Cena I hear he does a lot of good things. Activision Blizzard then again yeah I don't like them one bit and with MS as a extra this is gonna be bad.
Wow, no "there was nobody in the video" comments yet? I'm impressed!
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bing chilling?
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