Baldur's Gate 3 Fandom Reaches Inevitable Conclusion with $20,000 Astarion Sex Doll

Honestly a lifeless vestige of a fictional man is probably still a better dating prospect than almost all men on dating apps.

"Additional girth"
Hahaha. My sides.

Good, they didn't leak my name.

But does it come with new and randomised kisses?

Can I purchase a bear version? Asking for a friend 🤔.

@nessisonett I think you've accidently unblocked me..not trolling you just giving you the heads up..

@Retron "Additional girth"
Hahaha. My sides"

Thats what the girl that bought the doll will be saying later too!

@Kidfunkadelic83 I've never blocked you🤣

@Dalamar It's really unfair tbh. My guess is DnD is already well known while Stellar Blade is something new. Personally I'll never accept any slander about SB. The game is just too good!

I wonder if she would be willing to sell it new or...... used?

@Loamy What an odd choice.

@Loamy its been ignore for a while tho and up until yesterday ive not been able to see his comments, just see when his name is tagged. I can also read his profile and previous comments which i wasnt able to do a couple of days ago 🤷 maybe a blip in the system?

@Dalamar @BIG3 I meeeeean, I was here and on other sites and nearly every comment about SB was "The wokes want to censor our game!" I saw maybe two or three people saying the character was eye rolling/cringe. There was basically a French article no one read and about a billion responses to imaginary enemies. Are we also going to rewrite that whole thing as if there was any real controversy?

But this is fine.

This is vile. Absolute degeneracy.

Do they do Karlach sex dolls as well?

@kyleforrester87 thanks 👍

One day, sex dolls will be as commonplace as smartphones are today, mark my words!!!

"what that sort of hardware costs"

Just brilliant.

@Futureshark then they will become a time when we won't need men to do the "deed" at all 😉😉

@nessisonett couldn't have said it any better 😂😂

@JalapenoSpiceLife The ‘deed’ lol made me chuckle.

Made me think of ‘Hop on the good foot to the the bad thing’ and other such sayings 🤭

Cool.baldur's gate 3 is a masterpiece.word up son

If this was an anime girl. Everyone would be calling anime fans losers and gooners.

@kyleforrester87 cheers buddy..

Overrated character.

Gonna wait for the Ilithid doll.

I still haven not bought BG3 despite everyone raving how amazing it is. I think as a BG1&2 fan, and D&D fan in general the bizarre HBO-ification of BG3 whether as a marketing ploy or not, continues to turn me off it.

Seems expensive, even with today’s rampant inflation.

I applaud this. 👏😂

@Acquiescence I was getting ready to type the exact same. Lmao

@MsJubilee Why would an anime girl sex doll be on Push Square? Do you mean one based on a game character? Weird that you'd conflate the two! Really...really, eh, super weird...

@LikelySatan what are you going on about?