Back in the good old days you could go to your local pub for a pint of Housewives Knee and the only other people in there drinking proper beer would be old men and people who go to Games Workshop. People wearing fedora hats. Those sorts of people.
But then they came. The normal people. Suddenly craft beer was cool. And the pubs got well lit. And clean. They stopped serving pork scratchings. Now it’s pulled pork and street food. Toby the bartender? He’s working at Ladbrokes now. There’s a new guy behind the bar. Wears a checked shirt and has one of those little moustaches he waxes up on the ends. Looks like vaudevillian lumberjack for God’s sake.
Anyway, the point is that craft beer is really in now and we’re totally okay with that. And so it should come as no surprise that we got a copy of Brewmaster to review: a beer brewing simulation game, and honestly, it’s pretty good. We like this one. You follow recipes to brew a beer: boiling water, adding grains, hops, honey or other additives, and then you ferment it.
Once the fermentation process is over you can bottle your beer, with a label you can customise, and you also get a report explaining the flavour profile of your beer, how alcoholic it is, and other things like that. Brewing beers with certain characteristics progresses the story and you can later buy new equipment or ingredients. You can even decorate your workspace a little. We put a picture of a cat in ours.
Brewmaster is really laid back. There are no fail states — or certainly none that we found. There’s no drama. Nobody dies. It’s just about brewing beer, and learning about beer, and then eventually entering a beer brewing competition to be crowned the titular Brewmaster™. That’s it. And we like it.
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It's not clear from the review if you can then sell your drink for £8.50 a pint to people who 'understand' beer? Whack another quid on as I'm sure it's vegan too.
Charge even more if it's gluten free.
Craft beer? Beer that’s crafted?
Any pre order bonuses - Stick on beards, braces, lumberjack shirts ??
I hope the sequel is about kebabs.
As funny as this mini review was, I like how 2 of the 5 paragraphs were more of a review of public house patrons and staff throughout the years. From the bizarre image of a fedora wearing old boy sales assistant at Games Workshop to the sad downfall of Toby the bookie who lost his job as a a barman to a cartoon lumberjack
It's like that app that everyone had on their first smartphone where it had the beer on it and they would imaginary drink it.
Ok, but seriously, don't drink and drive, halvesies or otherwise.
For $16, sold. Sounds fun.
@ralphdibny We went a lot of places. You should have seen how long the opening bit was before I remembered it was a mini-review. Toby was going to have a backstory and everything.
@Fath Yeah, just make it a J20 Susan.
Tempted to pick this up just because I want those PlayStation stars coins and this is the cheapest eligible game.
Shoutout to @johncalmc for being the only person in the world to review this game so far.
I’ll be buying it 😂
@johncalmc 😂 poor Toby!
@ATaco This is how they get you!
@johncalmc
Great mini-review, really enjoyed reading it.
No questions and can't see myself buying or playing it but thanks anyhow.
@nessisonett Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shots of tequila?
Having lived and worked in Hoxton/Shoreditch during its gentrification this hits hard
@johncalmc
I mean yeah that's true but at least this one is priced sub $20 so it's not like I'd be breaking the bank even if I didn't enjoy it. Besides I do like sim games so this might wind up being up my alley. I'm just worried that this is exactly the sort of game that winds up free on ps extra.
This comment section is so British it makes me want to put tea in the kettle and watch Dad's Army reruns.
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