For as iconic as Grand Theft Auto unquestionably is, it often feels like its PS1 origins have been resigned to the past. Titles like Shakedown Hawaii have attempted to recapture Rockstar’s early isometric days, but since the developer’s very own GTA: Chinatown Wars, there’s been a real dearth of top-down open worlds. Rustler is GTA 2 set in medieval times, complete with its own porn parody FMV intro sequence and beat-boxing bards.
This is an eight or so hour adventure that has its tongue so deeply lodged in its cheek it’s in danger of coming out the other side. You play as a non-descript protagonist named Guy who alongside his equally non-descript side-kick Buddy plans to infiltrate the Grand Tournament in an attempt to impress the local damsels. Over the course of the campaign, you’ll plough fields, work as a body collector, and even aid a group of religious zealots who’ve started their own moonshine business.
The writing veers from laugh out loud funny to trying a little too hard, but it’s mostly light-hearted window dressing for the historically inaccurate setting that enjoys breaking the fourth wall. As is the case in the GTA games, you’ll spend most of your time navigating the small open world, battling baddies with everything from lutes to long swords. The game does just enough with its core set of mechanics to keep things feeling fresh, like when you assume the robes of Death and set about scaring the locals.
DualSense support is included to reflect your stamina through the adaptive triggers. Unfortunately, despite the generally simplistic presentation, performance is worryingly inconsistent on PS5, which is a shame. All in all, though, this is a fun if forgettable medieval romp: much of the appeal stems from seeing how GTA series staples have been adapted, like the Pimp-a-Horse drive-thrus which clear your Wanted level and the end of mission beats that accompany each quest you complete.
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A 7 here and 4 from your sister site, with this review seeming too say the complete opposite of Nintendo life, what I've seen of this think they are right , seems really poor
@suikoden Well, it's a change for us to have a higher score for once, eh?
Different reviewers, different site, different platforms, different opinions. I quite liked it, but each to their own. 🤷♀️
@Onett It doesn't run particularly well on the PS5, as noted in the review, so I can imagine it really plummeting on the Switch. I was expecting a rock-solid 60fps on PS5, but it's a long way off unfortunately.
Damn it 😂 this was a last minute replacement on my fantasy league when Lego Star Wars got pushed to next year 😂
@get2sammyb I'm just confused how neither you nor NL mentioned Bully when the main protagonist is so obvious I thought this was a Bully clone. Also Rockstar.
Given the top down viewpoint its a bit surprising there's slowdown moments on ps5,(assuming the framerate is unlocked on it),doesn't exactly bode well for O.G. PS4.🤔
I can't read right now, will do later. Just wondering if the controls are fine because I HATED them on PC.
@rjejr Haha, yeah he definitely looks like the Bully character. I think they were going for more non-descript skinhead than direct reference, though.
@AFCC They're okay. I didn't have too much of an issue with them. Collision detection can be weird, though.
@get2sammyb They cloned a game based on Rockstar's GTA and you really believe it's a just coincidence the main character looks like a clone of the guy from Rockstars's Bully?
You must have been Rickrolled a lot in your youth. 😉 Though I do appreciate your faith in humanity, I'm just a husk of a broken old man yelling at clouds these days.
If it runs bad on PS5, base PS4 and Switch are going to be significantly worst, no doubt. Think I'll skip this one for now...
Sucks to see performance issues for the ps5 version. Especially for a top down view game. I guess it's all down to the developer being small indie company and ps5 still being relatively new hardware. This isn't very demanding title on PC too.
I was excited for this game :/
Better wait for a sale
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