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Shame they're windscreen wiping the slate clean of DLC.

@kingandaval 100%. Such a shame.

I've noticed a fair bit of negativity floating around regarding The Order 1886's trailer - that may have leaked a few hours ago. Are people really that surprised it's a cover-based shooter? I mean, even in the announcement trailer at E3 they were firing guns, so why's it such a revelation? Not that I'm making excuses for a tired format but until people play it, let's reserve judgement, eh? At least it's set in an interesting location.

Excellent write-up, Ben! I was fortunate enough to have a go at it yesterday and it's incredibly good fun!

My hands were shaking with adrenaline as I ate the last of the hunters and won as the monster. I can't wait to see it when it's finished!

This sounds brilliant!

@naruball that's very kind of you to say, but I know my place around here. Without @get2sammyb there'd be no Push Square! I wouldn't dare take his crown

This was cool, but I still felt completely baffled by everything that was going on.

This is an excellent feature idea! Big claps for you, Mr Ramsey

Definitely Batman in this case. I'd like to think that a younger snake might put up a good fight, but when your dealing with a character that has a trait like "Is prepared for every eventuality", then I'm afraid there's no contest.

@NorthLightSuplx I think I've got that on a T-shirt. I AM A PARTY ANIMAL.

@get2sammyb get it down ya, Barker!

Not sure about the titles on offer, but everyone should own a Vita now. EVERYONE.

@Dodoo I've heard horror stories about the Vita edition, but I wouldn't let that put you off the second season. If possible play it on PS3. There are still issues, but they're nowhere near as game-breaking as those found on the handheld version.

Nice one, Mat! I liked the look of this when they first announced it about a year ago... Shame.

Great review, Marcello! I can't believe this game even exists.

This makes me very happy. Get in there, Dwavid Cwage!

Ahhh, so the answer to the age-old question "what is the value of imaginary trophies?" is £3.19... Good to know.

I despise this. The only multiplayer I endured for a platinum was Assassin's Creed: Revelations. I had a miserable time.

I'd say the newer one looks like it'd be more at home in the PS3 version. Seems like they've gone back a step in the grafikz department.

@get2sammyb we're reviewing this, right?

I'd like to review this.

I don't speak Japanese.

In this screenshot they appear to have HP.
http://gematsu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Moero-Chronicle_Amiami_12-26_002.jpg

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

@Splat Unless you're down with me literally parroting the written review back to you over some game footage, we've still got a little way to go first

DERP's twitter explanation is like catching a child with its hand in cookie jar, but the jar was inexplicably helping to hold up a wall. When they took a cookie the wall fell down and all they had to say for themselves is "That wasn't part of the plan. It was only supposed to be a cookie".

That doesn't make your actions justifiable! You weren't meant to have a cookie for a reason!

@rastamadeus With 2017 being the election year? Shudders

Colour me thoroughly excited for Borderlands 2 and Gravity Rush 2. SEQUALS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@MadchesterManc @rastamadeus I'm fairly sure EDF provide my electricity.

@RisefromAshes Do you need a hand getting down from your high horse? Only you're ever so high up that you might hurt yourself should you fall.

@get2sammyb Firstly, that's outstanding, and secondly you mustn't argue with Mama Barker's Hog knowledge.

Coincidentally, I would watch the hell out of Mama Barker's Hog Knowledge if it were a TV show, maybe a spot on Countryfile beckons?

Re: Hedgehog photo, 10/10 would pet.

Beyond all the way. So emotion.

Nice review, Marcello! So glad to hear they've adopted the open world, free-roamy philosophy again, I loved that about Lego Batman 2.

@Deadstanley Some great shouts there, I had no idea that taking out guys in the post-boost explosion regenerated your boost!

@chazaroonie Oh man, Twitch is gonna get so good! InB4 porn streams a la The Playroom.

Fingers crossed for a PS4 version soon...

Nice review, Nathan, but I think what we all want to see is some footage of you reviewing it.

@get2sammyb Don't play with me, Barker. I have a diagnosable problem and WILL search for it.

Just how many region locked releases of Hannah Montana: The Movie: The Game were there?

There's a glimpse of the grandson of my - sadly deceased - Oblivion character, Tim, at 0:54.

Neva 4get.

Thanks for the lovely words, everyone! More to come

@Beaston61 this is going to be hard to hear, but you've got to take veteran on solo to unlock master. Ouch.

Oh hell yes.

I want to be able to group friends and customise the notifications I get from them (I have a number of people on my list that I don't play with at all). So I hope that's something they introduce at some point as well as cleaning a few other things up.

@RyoHazuki If you're a fan of Worms, chances are you'll get something out of it.

Nice review, Nathan! I'll definitely be taking advantage of the free PS4 version

Unbelievably I never got around to playing this the first time around, so I'm totally onboard with whatever this ends up being!

YAY! A really good vita game! Cheers, Rab

@Uberchu I dunno, looks like she has her hands full to me (wahey).

Someone finally has the decency to hand out demographic-appropriate consumer advice.

@get2sammyb PS4 > Infants

Sammy... Did you... photoshop out a baby?

Where will it end!? Carnival of Stupid is precisely the right term, Sammy.