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Re: Firewall Zero Hour - Tactical PSVR Shooter Has Awesome Action, But Not Enough of It

LieutenantFatman

@get2sammyb
What are your thoughts on re-reviewing games?
I imagine when this game arrives on ps+ next week that empty lobbies should no longer be an issue and as I understand it, the game received numerous patches giving quality of life improvements since it's arrival.

So assuming an influx of new players doesn't overburden the servers and everything goes smoothly, it might make for quite a different experience now.

Re: Ubisoft Wants to Avoid Its PS5 Games Playing Like Copy and Pastes

LieutenantFatman

The copy & paste issue isn't a total deal breaker on it's own, but coupled with such uninteresting narratives and poorly written characters.. there are plenty of far more interesting games worth my time.

I understand the strategy, big names will sell huge numbers regardless of the quality up to a point. You get that in the music and movie industry as well. So minimum effort, maximum profit.
Nice to see they've admitted there's a problem, that's the first step.

Re: Soapbox: Sony Is Not Anti-Consumer for Making PS5 Exclusives

LieutenantFatman

In my mind if it releases on both new and old hardware, then it's not a next gen game.
If current hardware is perfectly capable of running it then I'll be assuming it's not making much use of the new tech that's been made available.

I think most people, when they buy a new console would be excited to play a game that really shows what the new kit can do. Otherwise it would be rather anticlimactic.

Re: PS5's Most 'Unique Elements' and 'Biggest Changes' Have Yet to Be Announced, Says Sony

LieutenantFatman

Interesting, what could he be alluding to?

Improved share functionality, each user gets their own feed / wall showing recent activity where friends can view full videos you've shared. You can even react with the latest Brexit / Trump memes. Huzzah!

Home 2.0 That crazy experiment from the ps3 days will return and finally be out of beta. Create your own avatar and buy expensive virtual clothing, showing friends how easily you are tricked out of your hard earned cash.

PSone classics are back again with new trophy support! Feel the power of the retro pling.

Accessorise! Attachments are all the rage, connect an official Playstation cheese grater to your controller, and get the limited edition spaghetti bog trophy pling pling.

New melted next gen Playstation, guaranteed. With new incredible boosts in computing power comes unbearable heat! Despite super fans that sound like Concord taking off, your console will inevitably melt faster than that ssd can reload the first boss fight of Bloodborne 2.

New playstation hotline to call in about your freshly melted console, demanding a
replacement! Get a limited edition trophy for each console that overheats and melts!

Re: Game of the Decade: Fortnite Became the Biggest Video Game in the World

LieutenantFatman

I gave this game a few goes and I'd rate it as a 4/10. It's just poor on so many levels, Apex Legends is far better if battle royale is your thing.

But it certainly has had quite an impact, no question about that. The fact it's been in the news so many times is testament to that. The real horror story here though is how badly the staff are treated on the development team, like they're subhuman.