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Re: The Last of Us 2 Celebrates First Anniversary with New Merch

TheDudeElDuderino

That game is a technical marvel but the story is 4th grade elementary school level.
I get what they were going for but for that they should have depicted Abby's father differently and they should have spent some time with Abby's dilemma of revenge.
Even with that not being there, Abby still comes off as a reasonable one compared to a totall dumbf*** they made Ellie out to be.
People disliked Abby? Try Ellie, by the end of it. How can you like what they made her out to be? A dumb, selfish lunatic. Fails her love, fails the child, fails to revenge Joel, fails to stay the f* away when being spared by Abby... twice. And still decides to beat up Abby in her emaciated half dead form. They really destroyed Ellie. By the end of it I liked Abby more, but it didn't matter because the story quality of this game is what happens when you stop striving to outdo yourself and start believing people around you who push you to the stars by licking your behind.

Re: Sony Recommends Playing Cyberpunk 2077 on PS5, PS4 Pro Once It Returns to the PlayStation Store

TheDudeElDuderino

@HotGoomba it's worse than that. It requires at least a PS4Pro AND an SSD to run well enough to be enjoyable.
Wait, scrap that. In one of the recent patches CDPR actually managed to make the game perform worse than the release version, so now it simply fails to load assets even if you have an ssd.
It is literally worse after all this patching.
Forget this game on consoles until they come up with native ps5 and xbsx versions.

Re: Aloy Trends As Fans Discuss Horizon Forbidden West Hero

TheDudeElDuderino

Aloy's face was not ok in the first game. They made it unnaturally symmetrical (they literally mirrored one side) but that can be explained within the narrative of the game, given Aloy's origins etc. I found that face to be way deep into uncanny valley.
The new face makes no sense temporally as it looks as if we are back to Aloy's mid teens and not late teen or post teen years. I am not generalising - some people have their mid teen face well into their late twenties but once they are out of that phase, they don't go back. Aloy's face was already out of that stage in Zero Dawn.
That said, and off to totally irrelevant personal appeal, I found her to look more natural, cute actually. Yes, her face is a bit chubby but so what? You try fighting those machines and keeping an eye on your BMI.

To people saying that she looks more masculine, you are not totally wrong, she does a bit, but I didn't hear you cry out in pain when FFVII remake came out and Cloud looked like the sweetest rose. πŸ˜‚

Now, if you'll excuse me, I am busy playing Mass Effect.

EDIT: oh, oh, oh, yes, just to be clear, that suggested look in the tweet is just hilariously wrong. I have nothing against Instagram models and "influencers" but c'mon my man, get out a bit, meet some people.

Re: SnowRunner Keeps on Truckin' with Russian Space Rocket Expansion

TheDudeElDuderino

I get what @Vladspartan is saying. Just enjoy the games for what they are, forget trophies, I am of the same opinion, in my old gamer brain but I also get trophy hunting, I am doing that as well. Vlad, it will help if you think of trophies as top score lists on the old arcades. We played to enjoy the games but we also played for the high scores. Trophies are the new "look I did it!" top score tables. @Sam-Bridges I think Vlad was just using a wrong shorthand for all the words above πŸ˜‡

Re: SnowRunner Keeps on Truckin' with Russian Space Rocket Expansion

TheDudeElDuderino

@ankehuber @LordSteev given the corona times, this was absolutely in the top of my GOTY 2020 list πŸ˜€
The game has a story, recovering areas affected by natural disasters. You accomplish this by completing delivery missions and to accomplish later ones you need better trucks, options for those trucks and equipment. In my mind, this is Death Stranding but with trucks and no BTs 🀣

Re: Lost Judgment Announced for PS5, PS4, September 2021 Worldwide Release Date

TheDudeElDuderino

I like the story of the first one as well as technical quality. Awesome English voice acting. Awesome mini games, awesome brawling. The only thing I hated was the detective "games"... those sucked and were boring af. They want to have more? Meh. What I was hoping for is more Phoenix Wright gameplay, clues collection, courtroom drama, not some secod grade tailing repetitive gameplay.

Re: Mass Effect Legendary Edition Download Size Is Massive on PS5, PS4

TheDudeElDuderino

@wiiware do yourself a favor and buy a samsung 1TB qvo ssd and an external case for it that supports UASP (e.g. Sabrent Hard Drive Accessory Case Toolless 2.5 Inch SATA to USB 3.0 External Hard Drive Enclosure).
This is the cheapest way to get max performance of an ssd over usb. It will perform superbly on both ps4 pro (not on OG or slim ps4 though!) and ps5 (for ps4 games).

Re: Leaked Document Reveals Xbox's Opinion of The Last of Us 2

TheDudeElDuderino

Let's be real here. It's an internal dissection of a competitor's product done for some internal purpose (e.g. learn what is good and bad about the game, to learn from it etc.).
It's fine that they identified gunplay as not on par with the rest of the game's quality AND they did understand that even so, that gunplay works within the game's narrative. It's ok, quit biting y'all. πŸ˜‚

Re: Returnal Crashes May Be Sony's Problem, Other Bugs Being Investigated

TheDudeElDuderino

@Jimmer-jammer CP fan as well. You can't equalise the two. Crashes in CP were the rule, here they are the exception. But, and this is a big one, although I had probably more than 100 crashes during my playthrough of CP, the game never, NEVER, lost any of my progress (due to its phenomenal save checkpoint system). Crashes in Returnal are heart breaking. But hey, that rogue-lite way is spilling to your real life with that game. You die, you repeat from the beginning. Hahaha
Also, many PS fans playing Returnal who poopooed on xbsx' quick resume feature will understand the awesomeness of it now.

Re: Next PS5 Firmware Update Available to Download Now

TheDudeElDuderino

@SoulChimera I found that since the last update hdmi link finally started working and turning on the tv will turn the ps5 as well (which is something I did not want πŸ˜‚). Maybe your issues are related to those options? You have to check the hdmi options on both ends, maybe you swith to another source and your tv puts the ps5 into rest mode? Just spitballing...

Re: Even Returnal's Fast Travel Animation Is Impressive

TheDudeElDuderino

@Loftimus oh I see. you misunderstood. Well, let me help you, old chap. What I meant was: US has been sticking their nose in everybody's business since they entered WWII. It was a joke, as in, your demand for them to keep out, is hardly gonna cut it with the state of the world.
And here you are, thinking it's a flex, insulting me for no reason. Splendid. Do go on.

Re: Even Returnal's Fast Travel Animation Is Impressive

TheDudeElDuderino

@Loftimus πŸ˜€ well you can't be sure who is coming from where, with vpns and people having us psn accounts, you are never sure, so I can bet you those are not all US voices.
That said, "so maybe they should stfu on this one and leave us to it." has not been the way americans worked since December 8, 1941.πŸ˜‚

Re: Even Returnal's Fast Travel Animation Is Impressive

TheDudeElDuderino

@Loftimus it'll never happen. As long as oil is traded in $. All money is a representation of debt, but the $ represents energy as well. Like in the old days when certain currencies represented gold. New money (crypto) is trying to imbue value into representing data. In any case, as long as the $ represents world's energy transactions, those who control the $ are the empire and the rest are provinciae. And the provinciae always foot up the empire's bill. Thus, the empire's people pay less compared to others.