@Bez87 I guess they wanted people to try out the pre-pre-alpha so we could get a pre-pre-preview of the game before it pre-pre-launches and to see what pre-pre-features they should premove from the game to give people a chance to see what they've been pre-pre-working on.
Or at least I'm pre-pre-pretty sure that's the case.
@Bez87 No crap it the graphics are subpar, it's literally still in development. You think "pre-pre-alpha" means that this is what the final game looks like?
I honestly kinda liked it. Somewhat. It wasn't a masterpiece, but I really don't know what everyone else was expecting. I had absolutely no expectations, I didn't try to keep up with the live time, and I left satisfied.
Again, this is Geoff we're talking about, guys. Lower your expectations by ten billion.
I did fast forward a lot though. Yet I loved the indie games shown off.
@Nintendo4Sonic I hate it when people say "who asked for this". Did anyone ask for Metal Gear Solid 1? How about Halo? Helldivers? Hi-Fi Rush? Kirby? Nobody wanted Zelda Windwaker. Sometimes we don't know what we want.
It always pains me when the worst Roblox titles, especially the crappy sponsored ones, are advertised by media outlets rather than actual passion projects and quality titles.
Then again, IKEA commiting child labor is more newsworthy than a Doomspire game ever will be.
Behemoth and Astro Bot were my only real highlights. I guess it was enough to somewhat satisfy my VR/Nintendo ass, but other than that, pretty underwhelming.
Bobbypills alone makes this show an immediate addition to my watchlist. They animate for some great shows and are incredibly talented. Some shows are too good (explicit) to be mentioned on this website even!
@Deoxyr1bose Ori might have something to say about that, but both are still incredible titles.
Kinda ironic that the two/three biggest Xbox-published games aren't even Xbox exclusives. It's like if Mario and Zelda were available on PlayStation and PC.
Side note, I really need to get into Fallout. I know about the discourse that Fallout 1, 2, 3, New Vegas, 4, and 76 fans have against each other, but I do not care honestly. I just want to try out all the games for myself and determine if I like them or not. I'm also looking forward to watching this show like five years from now because of this fun little thing called procrastination.
@pirlega If you think it's worth your time and energy to type out a comment complaining about the skin color and ethnicity of a video game character within an otherwise critically acclaimed game, you should probably find other things to complain about.
Then again I'm wasting time replying to you, so I'm admittedly not much better. I guess we should all worry about actually important things rather than bitch about pixels on a screen. Good day.
There are people on this site younger than these games, you can find these for dirt cheap. Instead of playing Bully on GTA+, I'm gonna Bully the Take-Two/Rockstar CEO! Hypothetically.
I'm not a big Tekken fan, but I'd buy at least two copies of the Tekken 8 Ultimate Edition for every platform it's on if they added a Waffle House level.
Asphalt is the Little Caesars of racing games. It's cheap, and that's the only reason why it has appeal.
Actually no, that's actually a massive insult to Little Caesars. I'm so sorry Little Caesars, please reopen a restaurant near me, I'd rather play Wii Party on master difficulty than eat White Castle or Burger King.
Wait what were we talking about...oh yeah, Asphalt. Yeah I don't care for this, and I don't think most will either. If people want a racing game on PS5, they have other options.
Not that Asphalt is terrible or that it'll do poorly. It's just soulless.
Ah yes, the successful online DC video game. Kinda sad that they did it better over a decade ago, even if this and thou who shall not be named are very different conceptually-wise.
They couldn't have even pulled a Spider-Verse or Puss In Boots The Last Wish Wow What A Mouthful and just animated the 3D like it was 2D, like if they HAD to go 3D?
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Re: Helldivers 2 Trolley Problem Forces Players to Choose: Save Sick Kids or Anti-Tank Mines?
How about children made of anti-tank mines?
Re: Atomfall PS5, PS4's Apocalyptic UK Setting Will Be Familiar for All Those Unfortunate Enough to Live in Britain Today
Is this what Britain's like? It's not as awful as I expected.
Re: You'll Be Able to Test Ride Skate on PS5, PS4 Later This Year
@Bez87 I guess they wanted people to try out the pre-pre-alpha so we could get a pre-pre-preview of the game before it pre-pre-launches and to see what pre-pre-features they should premove from the game to give people a chance to see what they've been pre-pre-working on.
Or at least I'm pre-pre-pretty sure that's the case.
Re: You'll Be Able to Test Ride Skate on PS5, PS4 Later This Year
@Bez87 No crap it the graphics are subpar, it's literally still in development. You think "pre-pre-alpha" means that this is what the final game looks like?
Re: Round Up: What Was Announced at Summer Game Fest 2024?
It's too bad Killer Bean isn't coming to consoles yet. That game looks really fun honestly. And no, this isn't a joke.
Re: Sonic X Shadow Generations Has PS5, PS4 Exclusive Content
Based off the name "Sonic X Shadow", I have the feeling that the exclusive content will be [REDACTED]
Re: Poll: Was Summer Game Fest 2024 Great or a Letdown?
I honestly kinda liked it. Somewhat. It wasn't a masterpiece, but I really don't know what everyone else was expecting. I had absolutely no expectations, I didn't try to keep up with the live time, and I left satisfied.
Again, this is Geoff we're talking about, guys. Lower your expectations by ten billion.
I did fast forward a lot though. Yet I loved the indie games shown off.
Re: LEGO Horizon Adventures Is Official, Out on PS5, PC, and Nintendo Switch
@Nintendo4Sonic I hate it when people say "who asked for this". Did anyone ask for Metal Gear Solid 1? How about Halo? Helldivers? Hi-Fi Rush? Kirby? Nobody wanted Zelda Windwaker. Sometimes we don't know what we want.
Re: LEGO Horizon Adventures Is Official, Out on PS5, PC, and Nintendo Switch
Oh cool a Horizon Lego game coming to PS5, PC, and...WAIT WHAT THE F--
Re: New World, Amazon's Big-Money MMORPG from 2021, Is Seemingly Adventuring to PS5
Is there an Old World?
Re: Halo 1 Remaster Being Considered for PS5, New Report Claims
Bring Ori to PlayStation, more people need to play that masterpiece.
Re: The Last of Us 2 PC Port Wrapped Up Development More Than Six Months Ago, Report Claims
They may be waiting to put it in the next State of Play to disappoint once more!
Re: Bungie Apologises for Its Widespread Destiny 2 DLC Launch Issues
Some redditors called Bungie "Sony's Mojang", and that's the funniest joke of the past century.
Re: Random: Ikea's Going to Pay Players for Serving Swedish Meatballs in Its Roblox Store on PS5, PS4
It always pains me when the worst Roblox titles, especially the crappy sponsored ones, are advertised by media outlets rather than actual passion projects and quality titles.
Then again, IKEA commiting child labor is more newsworthy than a Doomspire game ever will be.
Re: Random: What Happens to Your Digital PSN Library When You Die?
You could just write your email and password on a notepad and give it to those you want to inherit it to.
Re: Poll: What Was Your Favourite Game from State of Play?
Astro Bot, but oh my GOD is Behemoth getting slept on.
Re: Viral Hit Horror Series Garten of Banban Is Now Available on PS5, PS4
This would have saved the State of Play.
Re: Ubisoft Confirms Time, Date, and Featured Games for Upcoming Forward Showcase
I just want Ray, man.
Re: Round Up: What Was Announced During Sony's State of Play Livestream for May 2024?
Behemoth and Astro Bot were my only real highlights. I guess it was enough to somewhat satisfy my VR/Nintendo ass, but other than that, pretty underwhelming.
Re: Behemoth Is All Brutal Combat and Big Baddies in PSVR2 Gameplay Trailer
We need more big games like this in VR, this looks amazing.
Re: Sony Plans to Convert PC Gamers Through the Power of PlayStation
Sony Plans to Convert PC Gamers Through the Power of Friendship and Magic
Re: Rumour: Full Astro Bot PS5 Game to Be Announced Very Soon
Y'all complain PSVR2 having no games, then proceed to pray that this isn't for PSVR2.
Re: Dead Cells Animated TV Series Gets First Official Trailer
Bobbypills alone makes this show an immediate addition to my watchlist. They animate for some great shows and are incredibly talented. Some shows are too good (explicit) to be mentioned on this website even!
Re: Yes, the Next Madden on PS5, PS4 Is Called Madden NFL 25 Again
They couldn't have at least called it "Madden NFL 25 2"?
Re: Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Extra, Premium Games for May 2024?
I don't think I've ever seen positive poll results for these PS Plus articles.
Re: Free PS5, PS4 Mascot Brawler MultiVersus Adds Fantastic Single Player, Co-Op Campaign
That's incredible!
But where's We Bare BearsRe: Fans Positively Review Bomb Hi-Fi Rush in Wake of Xbox’s Closure of Tango Gameworks
@Deoxyr1bose Ori might have something to say about that, but both are still incredible titles.
Kinda ironic that the two/three biggest Xbox-published games aren't even Xbox exclusives. It's like if Mario and Zelda were available on PlayStation and PC.
Re: Rumour: Hi-Fi Rush Dev Was Pitching Sequel Before Microsoft Closed It Down
What a Lo-Fi Gush.
Re: No, the Drake, Kendrick Lamar Rap Beef Is Not on Hold Due to PS Showcase
What's going on with Drake and Josh?
Re: Jackbox Naughty Pack Is an M-Rated Entry in the Popular Party Game Series
Wow, I can't wait to Jack off!
Re: Fallout Will Officially Shoot a Second Season on Amazon Prime
The Fallout community scares me.
Re: TV Show Review: Fallout - RPG Series Marks Another TV Triumph
Side note, I really need to get into Fallout. I know about the discourse that Fallout 1, 2, 3, New Vegas, 4, and 76 fans have against each other, but I do not care honestly. I just want to try out all the games for myself and determine if I like them or not. I'm also looking forward to watching this show like five years from now because of this fun little thing called procrastination.
Re: TV Show Review: Fallout - RPG Series Marks Another TV Triumph
In Prime Video we trust.
Re: New Iron Man Game Progressing Well at EA, But Likely Still Years Away
The Iron Man VR was pretty neat, so I am looking forward to this, even if it's almost certainly gonna be completely different.
Re: Poll: How Much Do You Care About 60fps on PS5?
I don't personally mind 30fps, but I do think that there should be options for consumers when it comes to visuals and frame rate.
Re: Rumour: Prince of Persia Roguelite in Development at Dead Cells Studio
@pirlega If you think it's worth your time and energy to type out a comment complaining about the skin color and ethnicity of a video game character within an otherwise critically acclaimed game, you should probably find other things to complain about.
Then again I'm wasting time replying to you, so I'm admittedly not much better. I guess we should all worry about actually important things rather than bitch about pixels on a screen. Good day.
Re: Older Live Service Titles Take Up Over 60% of Overall Playtime, Report Says
@Stevemalkpus You sound like a stereotypical PC gamer that shakes their fist at the sight of a game that isn't something they like.
Re: L.A. Noire, Bully Both Coming to GTA+ Subscription Service This Year
There are people on this site younger than these games, you can find these for dirt cheap. Instead of playing Bully on GTA+, I'm gonna Bully the Take-Two/Rockstar CEO! Hypothetically.
Re: Tekken 8 Director Responds to Legions of Fans Requesting Waffle House Level
I'm not a big Tekken fan, but I'd buy at least two copies of the Tekken 8 Ultimate Edition for every platform it's on if they added a Waffle House level.
Re: Rumour: PS5 Pro's 'Enhanced' Label Covers Resolution, Frame Rate, Ray Tracing Upgrades
The Last of Us Part I Returns
Re: On Top of Character DLC and Microtransactions, Tekken 8 Is Now Getting a Premium Battle Pass
The good-hearted Bandai Namco taking away enjoyment from the EVIL gaming and Tekken communities:
Re: Japan Sales Charts: Dragon's Dogma 2, Rise of the Ronin Can't Beat Princess Peach
@Mikey856 I mean Sony IS based in Japan.
Re: Take-Two Will Acquire Borderlands Dev Gearbox Entertainment
@Xbox_Dashboard Gearbox was independent prior to getting bought by Embracer. 2K only published the Borderlands games up until now.
Re: Take-Two Will Acquire Borderlands Dev Gearbox Entertainment
I wasn't expecting this, yet I'm also not surprised.
Re: 6v6 Hero Shooter Marvel Rivals Officially Announced, But There's No Mention of PS5
So glad we're getting a sequel to the Avengers game!
Re: Free Arcade Racer Asphalt Legends Unite Skidding to PS5, PS4
Asphalt is the Little Caesars of racing games. It's cheap, and that's the only reason why it has appeal.
Actually no, that's actually a massive insult to Little Caesars. I'm so sorry Little Caesars, please reopen a restaurant near me, I'd rather play Wii Party on master difficulty than eat White Castle or Burger King.
Wait what were we talking about...oh yeah, Asphalt. Yeah I don't care for this, and I don't think most will either. If people want a racing game on PS5, they have other options.
Not that Asphalt is terrible or that it'll do poorly. It's just soulless.
Re: Free Superhero MMO DC Universe Online Pows PS5
Ah yes, the successful online DC video game. Kinda sad that they did it better over a decade ago, even if this and thou who shall not be named are very different conceptually-wise.
Re: South Park: Snow Day! (PS5) - 3D Co-Op Card Brawler Is a Step Back for the Franchise
They couldn't have even pulled a Spider-Verse or Puss In Boots The Last Wish Wow What A Mouthful and just animated the 3D like it was 2D, like if they HAD to go 3D?
This isn't South Park, it's North Playground.
Re: Capcom Responds to Dragon's Dogma 2 Microtransaction, Performance Backlash
Need I say more?
Re: SMT 5 Moves Its PS5, PS4 Release Date Forward By a Week, Avoids Elden Ring DLC