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Re: You'll Be Able to Test Ride Skate on PS5, PS4 Later This Year

HotGoomba

@Bez87 I guess they wanted people to try out the pre-pre-alpha so we could get a pre-pre-preview of the game before it pre-pre-launches and to see what pre-pre-features they should premove from the game to give people a chance to see what they've been pre-pre-working on.

Or at least I'm pre-pre-pretty sure that's the case.

Re: Poll: Was Summer Game Fest 2024 Great or a Letdown?

HotGoomba

I honestly kinda liked it. Somewhat. It wasn't a masterpiece, but I really don't know what everyone else was expecting. I had absolutely no expectations, I didn't try to keep up with the live time, and I left satisfied.

Again, this is Geoff we're talking about, guys. Lower your expectations by ten billion.

I did fast forward a lot though. Yet I loved the indie games shown off.

Re: TV Show Review: Fallout - RPG Series Marks Another TV Triumph

HotGoomba

Side note, I really need to get into Fallout. I know about the discourse that Fallout 1, 2, 3, New Vegas, 4, and 76 fans have against each other, but I do not care honestly. I just want to try out all the games for myself and determine if I like them or not. I'm also looking forward to watching this show like five years from now because of this fun little thing called procrastination.

Re: Rumour: Prince of Persia Roguelite in Development at Dead Cells Studio

HotGoomba

@pirlega If you think it's worth your time and energy to type out a comment complaining about the skin color and ethnicity of a video game character within an otherwise critically acclaimed game, you should probably find other things to complain about.

Then again I'm wasting time replying to you, so I'm admittedly not much better. I guess we should all worry about actually important things rather than bitch about pixels on a screen. Good day.

Re: Free Arcade Racer Asphalt Legends Unite Skidding to PS5, PS4

HotGoomba

Asphalt is the Little Caesars of racing games. It's cheap, and that's the only reason why it has appeal.

Actually no, that's actually a massive insult to Little Caesars. I'm so sorry Little Caesars, please reopen a restaurant near me, I'd rather play Wii Party on master difficulty than eat White Castle or Burger King.

Wait what were we talking about...oh yeah, Asphalt. Yeah I don't care for this, and I don't think most will either. If people want a racing game on PS5, they have other options.
Not that Asphalt is terrible or that it'll do poorly. It's just soulless.