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Really? This thing? Fortnite?

You know what? I can respect it.

Out of all companies that would cause serious irreversible damage to the gaming industry, I've gotta admit, the spiritual successor to THQ wouldn't have been one of my guesses.

Why did Valve make a sequel to the scientific term "half life"? Are they stupid?

Well protagonist's name, it was an honor accompanying you in this Baldur's Gate 3 for PlayStation 5, Enhanced on PS5 Pro, but our journey has come to an end.

I'd strike too if I was working at Activision.

@Anguspuss yeah i probably wont

Or will I...?

Sony and Microsoft have ceased the console wars to move to a new kind of war...

How much studios can they buy up and shut down? The amount may shock you!

I think these comments are convincing me to play this game more than the review itself lmao

Honestly, the bear is cooler.

"Don't worry everyone, The Wolf Among Us 2 will be Among Us soon."

I love weird-ass animal-based simulator games.

I'd strike too if there wasn't another Rayman game in sight.

@Shad361 The Wii U wasn't unsuccessful because it was a home console. It was unsuccessful because it was a console with a poor gimmick, terrible and confusing marketing, little third party support, rehased games from the Wii era, and after a point, not caring about the console.

Nintendo doesn't need a hybrid console to be successful. They need effective marketing, great experiences, gimmicks that are good, and good third party support. The Switch has all of that, and that's why it's successful.

The Switch probably would've still been successful if it was just a home console or a handheld, but Nintendo decided to make a hybrid in order to make development for games and software focused on one console instead of being split between handheld and home consoles. Nintendo is a very smart company when they're not blinded by previous successes, and while I do think the Switch was the best direction they could have gone, they would still have a presence in the market if they planned things out smartly with a separate handheld and/or a separate home console.

Wait, s--t, this is Push Square. Uh...cool, Spider-Man 2 for more audiences! Can't wait for the sexualized costume mods on PC!

ok i think i met my playstation quota for today.

Didn't expect my corny ass comment to get attention. 😵‍💫

@B_Lindz I honestly don't know that much about God of War, but yeah, the actual show will probably unfortunately not be as intelligent and heavily thought-provoking or other smart words as I was hoping for. But on the plus side, it'll be entertaining.

@NEStalgia Also yes, it is very much like burning ice.

@CVCubbington I am kinda annoying like that sometimes. Your comment was perfectly fine, I just felt like being corny.

@CVCubbington Don't worry, this should be a pretty intelligent TV show.

If this game is even half as good as it looks, it'll probably be my GOTY.

I hope EA takes notes and starts releasing yearly "It Takes Two" titles. I'll be awaiting It Takes Two 26.

^{Sorry, just thought of a corny joke.}

I see they're now appealing to Quentin Tarantino fans.

Sorry Blizzard, but hornybaiting isn't gonna save your game. Those people you're marketing to would rather look at "specialized animated content" than play your shoddy game.

They should make a drinking game for how many controversies, negative reactions, and dramas that this game gets in.

Why didn't they just make this a separate release on digital platforms?

Don't play this. Watch Transformers One instead. Damn the poor marketing for that movie, it's genuinely one of the best movies of the year.

I mean, lizards are very overpowered when it comes to history.

As a semi-veteran Roblox user, yeah pretty much.

Please, parents, surveillance your kid's internet activity and who they interact with, especially on platforms like Roblox. I was lucky enough not to run into any predators on Roblox when I was young, but I know some people who have, and it's not pretty.

Roblox's moderation is terrible, especially for a billion dollar company that is primarily targeted towards children. And with them prioritizing user generated clothing, accessories, and of course, money through advertising and sponsorships over safety, that may not change anytime soon. Take note of that.
Roblox may be a game, but child safety isn't.

So it's tune looney?

I'm not playing this game until there's an option to make this whole menu appear in the comic sans font.

Is this the new game Insomniac is working on?

Get the kids off the game so you have more time to appreciate Chun-Li and Meowscles.

The PlayStation 6 Portable. Comes with a download code for Daxter 2.

@bugzbunny109 I will never be anyone's dinner. Because I'm too hot of a Goomba to be consumed.

Pokémon Go File a Lawsuit

@J-Dubs Oh thank goodness it's not just Square, I was worried that we would never see Sony make use of the tech. What a relief.

This is a nice improvement, but I'm still worried about how many games will actually get noticable improvements. Sure, Final Fantasy looks great, but I'm not buying a $810 console (yeah, I know) just for one pretty game.

BOOOORRRINNNGGGG. Let's have a Battlefield set in the medieval times instead, EA, or your company will never financially recover.

@Yousef- Debatably

People getting mad at satire websites reminds me of when I first joined this website. Oh the good ol' days...

I'm gonna save this article, just in case I make my own gaming company and I want my kid-friendly characters to swear like they don't give a...duck.

I hope I PlayStation Won.

_{^{i didn't...}}

@Mikey856 The amount of Steam Decks sold is actually pretty good when you consider the fact that it's only sold on the Steam store, it's reach is pretty limited, and that it's Valve and not a corporation trying to sell a load of consoles like the big three console manufacturers. Also, it's a portal to the Steam store itself.

That being said, I can imagine why you didn't like the handheld, and that's understandable. It's not really for me either, and it's not really as console-user friendly as some people make it out to be, at least when considering PC settings (I don't own a Steam Deck, so I could be wrong there).
I think that it's still a cool device, and I do think that it's a great product for many, but yeah, its reach is niche, and I'm not to interested in getting one, at least for now.

Anyone else notice how the Steam Deck is never mentioned in these discussions about PS5 and PC? Weird.

But how good will this game look on PS5 Pro?

This is cool, but I lost hope in Ice Bear being in Multiversus, so I'm probably never touching this thing.

At this point, Sony should just make a standalone PSVR headset. That would do way better than a $550 wired headset that works with one console at launch with a limited library. A simple wireless option is not enough.

You can probably add 2TB NVMe SSD, if not more, to the base PS5 for much cheaper. That's not even mentioning hard drives and external SSDs.

At that point, just get a damn PC VR setup.

WOW, Microsoft is getting really soft. Now they're putting MINECRAFT on PlayStation!? Absolutely unbelievable. Xfart Game Studios is so dead. What's next, Minecraft on mobile?

Do Destiny 2 fans even like Destiny 2?

If Rockstar gave me free lifetime Subway sandwiches in exchange of something that I made being used in GTA, I would be dancing around like a little leprechaun who doesn't want some random children taking his marshmallow cereal.

But that's just me.