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Re: Free Arcade Racer Asphalt Legends Unite Skidding to PS5, PS4

HotGoomba

Asphalt is the Little Caesars of racing games. It's cheap, and that's the only reason why it has appeal.

Actually no, that's actually a massive insult to Little Caesars. I'm so sorry Little Caesars, please reopen a restaurant near me, I'd rather play Wii Party on master difficulty than eat White Castle or Burger King.

Wait what were we talking about...oh yeah, Asphalt. Yeah I don't care for this, and I don't think most will either. If people want a racing game on PS5, they have other options.
Not that Asphalt is terrible or that it'll do poorly. It's just soulless.

Re: Sony's London Studio, Media Molecule Were Reportedly 'Highest on the List' for Closure

HotGoomba

I feel like the creativity with Xbox and PlayStation are starting to die out, especially since Sony keeps making little games, and the games they do release are either high budget titles or on a much rarer scale, smaller projects that get little to no marketing.

Even Xbox releases more smaller projects. That's sad.

Then Sony thinks about shutting down the studios that influenced their more creative side with the PS3 and PS4 era. Now it feels like only a few studios are actually passionately contributing to the PlayStation 5. Insomniac, Santa Monica, Guerrilla, Polyphony. Every other major studio is either hellbent on making remasters (NAUGHTY DOG) or are taking ages making games, which is fine if those titles are good, but those titles probably cost a lot of money and it just leaves the schedule for PlayStation titles to be barren.

There should be more lower budget titles on PlayStation, even a few small games. Some say that those titles aren't profitable, but something like Patagon, LocoRoco, Astro, Tearaway, and not Knack could make small profits, or more importantly, bring in new longtime PlayStation fans.

Also they don't cost $300 million.

So in conclusion, I spent way too much time bi--hing about Sony, and stop forcing Naughty Dog to do just remasters and remakes.
I'm gonna do play Mario Wonder now.

Re: Reaction: Xbox Is Bringing Some Great Games to PS5, But Rumours Will Remain Rampant About What's Next

HotGoomba

I like smaller titles. Hell, some of my favorite franchises are smaller titles (in terms of scale). Astro Bot, Mario (kinda), Kirby, Rayman (damn you Ubisoft). So it's good to see Xbox POSSIBLY bringing smaller titles like Pentiment and Hi-Fi Rush, since those games seem to fit well as multi-platform titles.

Still kinda salty about the snoozefest of a conference, but Microsoft has done much, MUCH worse. And Sony and Nintendo too, y'all aren't innocent.

Re: Rumour: Xbox Has Considered Microsoft Flight Simulator, Gears of War, and DOOM for PS5

HotGoomba

No. Stop. We're not getting Gears of War on Xbox. Stop making rumors about it. You'd might as well make a rumor that Forza and all of Halo is coming to Xbox.

We literally just had a snoozefest of a conference where Microsoft goes down on their knees and pleas to us, telling us that we're not gonna see a major title on competitor systems. If not Starfield, why Gears?

Doom is hopefully a guarantee, considering that it's a super popular multi-platform franchise, and Fight Simulator may be stretching it, but it's at least more believable that Gears of War.

Re: PS5 Outsold Xbox Series X|S Nearly Two to One, According to Take-Two Sales Data

HotGoomba

Honestly, kinda wish that Xbox consoles would be doing better so Microsoft didn't feel the need to buy every other company when they already have plenty of dormant franchises that could be revived and be turned into incentives to buying an Xbox instead of just the usual Halo, Gears of War, Forza, and they already had plenty of talented studios prior to even the Bethesda buyout, and they could also work with smaller third-party developers.

But nah, let's buy the Candy Crush company.