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ND are teaming up with Konami to make the greatest version of Pro Evo ever imagined.

The bullets need to be in colour. Bullet-hell is bad enough but when you can't properly distinguish the bullets from the explosions and background, that's no fun at all.

'but those of you in North and South America can simply enter the following string on the PlayStation Store'

and Central America can go f itself with Europe? 🤣

Am I free to make a joke about this Liam or will I be guilt-tripped? 🤔😃

The tall woman is an enemy boss in the game and if you close-quarter fight with her you'll get bust in the mouth 😃

@80sGamer Excitebike. Never been bettered 😊

Bullet-sponge goalkeepers? You'd have to be a sadist to play this nonsense.

@LiamCroft why have you taken it as a criticism? Clearly I was saying it in good humour. Remember this is text so the tone of the comment is your interpretation according to your own biases and expectations; hence the emojis to visually indicate its a humourous comment. It's not like what I said is inaccurate, after all you've just made an article on what you admit could be nothing. Social media has made everyone so blooming hypersensitive, if you need to ban me go ahead. Didn't realise we weren't allowed to poke fun at your website from time to time. Obviously I've said things in the past too that's annoyed you enough to threaten a ban 🙄

'If it does turn out to be something relatively big, we'll be sure to write about it here on Push Square.'

I had to laugh at that. There's nothing so inconsequential that you WON'T write about it 😆. It could be an announcement of someone at SEGA opening an envelope and we'd get an article 🤣🤣

Must be nice working here putting out 2-3 paragraph articles with links. Money for old rope. Where do I apply?

Multi-plat with the Xbox version to be better optimised

@StonyKL considering PS5 has outsold XBOX series X/S by nearly 2 to 1 id have to say that either MS wanted to give the appearance of having a product thats as popular as PS5 by ensuring they sold out of the consoles due to purposely low stock or they simply overestimated the popularity of Series S and made too many of them and not enough X.

@Dezzy70 there's plenty of Series S in stock.

Hardly surprising, there were only 8 consoles allocated to India.

How about a Covid-era version of Detroit where all the people are mask-wearing androids and handful of humans try to break free from the bleak social conditioning?

Has got will do

Another great elusive!

Congratulations! Your conditioning to liking battlepasses is complete. Now spread the word and convert more millennials 😁

Half Life: Alyx. Its incredible.

RE7 in VR changed everything. Survival horror will never be the same .

Can he take a photo while he shoots?

This site is like a Chinese meal in its approach to articles.

@get2sammyb it's a fun show. Um is not an answer!

/sits down, cracks knuckles, starts typing

Good afternoon. Here's the 14.15 gaming news: people have commented on a Harry Potter game thread on reddit.

/turns off laptop, turns volume up on TV, watches Judge Judy

Where do I apply for a job? 😁

@Gaming365247 you do realise you just copied his behaviour like a hypocrite.

Awful sport, even more tedious game. Like Sponge Bob so I'll buy 5 copies

Look at all the deleted comments. Its like YouTube and Twitter here with the censorship of alternative views from the narrative.

No. Next frivolous question please.

Just play Brain Training until you're 16 and apply for a job at McDonalds.

About 6.72 times on average

Ooohhh... Customs 😆😉

@IonMagus

Which customs? Arranged marriages?

I wonder how much they'll get for trading in a Series X for the PS5.

Played it on PS5. I can hand on heart say I've spent many of the hours playing the game in photo mode agonising over the perfect pic because everywhere I went was stunning.

Rubbish month. In practically every sense.

Well that was a misleading headline..'even more PS5 [games!]'. And the two games have already been on sale before. Technically you're right but you made it sound like an influx. Thanks for that, clickbait successful 🙄

Yes, of course. Next easy question..

A walking simulator on a bike. Next-gen innovation 🤣🤣

@Eldritch sounds like urine trouble. Rage against the latrine!

@EdmereDethallow all you need is PSPLUS

@Eldritch you have no interest in ****? Are you sure? You sure do have a potty mouth 😆

@Eldritch you're welcome. Need any help chewing food? 😆😆

@Eldritch could you do that the last couple of months with Bugsnax and Worms Rumble? There's your answer, no need to ask 🙄

Yes. Next filler article please.

@Nepp67 I'm confused. The video showed pretty nice reflections in the glass of the skyscraper

Ray tracing looks nice. I wonder what the graphical options are.

@itshoggie could have, not could of. That's basic stuff.

Microsoft were considering doing the same but couldn't be bothered seeing as they had no launch games to launch a console with. They convinced everyone that wearing their old jackets with a bit of glitter sprinkled over them was the same as a brand new jacket.

People who buy FIFA should be made to ring a bell as they walk

Why don't you lighten up? You're the one calling people a Nazi.

@JapaneseSonic common usage? You mean other people getting it wrong too. He's a journalist so no excuses. Also the article itself uses fewer instead of less.

Also using the term Nazi is completely inappropriate and far more egregious than picking up the poor grammar of a profesional writer.

Fewer crashes. I expect that in the comments but you're a journalist Robert and you don't know the difference between less and fewer. Embarrassing.