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Re: Impressive and Beautiful Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Made with 'No Compromises' for PS5

Totheteeth

I get that graphics aren’t everything etc etc. But sometimes after all this ‘cross gen’ excuse making stuff which has gone on for rather a long time, I really want to know there are games coming which really make me think I’m playing games in a new generation when I look at them and walk around in their world. Graphically the benchmark is actually the Plague Tale sequel. It’s only 30fps I know, and I don’t actually like the game, but when I played the trial I thought: THIS is what ps5 worlds should look like when I walk around in them!

I’m a bit worried on that front tbh. The other night I did a review of all the stuff currently on the pre-order tab of the store. I felt that most of the videos advertising these games looked underwhelming graphically. Almost all of them looked to me like they would easily have been possible on a ps4 mid generation.

I’m not actually the greatest fan of these super hero games either tbh. I always wanted to like them but find them fiddly and a little irritating. That’s just a personal preference. Regardless of that, I do think there’s a massive onus now on games like this one to REALLY deliver on the visual front as well as gameplay etc.

Re: Mortal Kombat 1's PS5 Kombat Pack Kontents May Have Been Accidentally Outed

Totheteeth

@Gooseman42 (Although the reality is that, as a long term fan, I’m just not that good at the game … I’ll accept the mantle of a ‘purist’.)

I think the concern is that this started out as the odd guest character (was it Kratos?). Now that it’s becoming a feature which grows in scale and prominence with every iteration, it’s long since begun to become quite irritating. You have fans clamouring for characters to be re-introduced to the games. You have Ed Boon trolling fans with fake teases about those classic characters but not making them happen. Then you have this constant barrage of what now seems to be as many guest characters from other media as they can shoe-horn in there.

The guy who pointed out that it sells is right I think. That will be why they keep doing it and it becomes a bigger feature every time. Then again - the cash grab dlc packs are sold as bundles mostly (unless you want to pay well over the odds). Buying a dlc pack which is literally half non-MK characters feels kinda wrong yknow.

I don’t know who this lot are and people are telling me they’re well known and good fits. But it can’t be said that it hasn’t been getting a little bit ridiculous at times. They added Rambo to MK11 for gods sake! Were fans calling for Reptile, Smoke, Havik, Cyrax? Or were they all out there begging for Rambo to be added to the game?

I absolutely love MK don’t get me wrong. But the roster has been getting weaker and weaker. In the last one basically all of the new additions were non-runners. Since the advent of the ‘kombat kids’, that’s another 3-4 slots taken up by samey characters with a nondescript military person with guns vibe. I just think there are a lot of fans out here who want quite a few classic characters to make the roster seem exciting again and adding in another 4+ random dudes from various media outlets isn’t exactly a step in that direction.

Re: Mortal Kombat 1's PS5 Kombat Pack Kontents May Have Been Accidentally Outed

Totheteeth

@belmont This is Mortal Kombat - a hugely long running and much loved fighting series. Since they started doing this, it often feels like people care more about which strays from some comic or horror film are going to be in them. What that actually seems to do is take up 4 or more slots which could be (should be) given to characters from Mortal Kombat … and there are ALWAYS some massive omissions from the roster which irritates fans of whoever they decide is out of favour.

Perhaps they should just make a fighting game full of characters from other media

Re: Mortal Kombat 1's PS5 Kombat Pack Kontents May Have Been Accidentally Outed

Totheteeth

Personally I’m long since sick of these guest characters and I don’t even actually know who any of these are so it feels like they’re really scraping the barrel.

I guess the reality is I’m fighting a losing battle because people seem to love them, they sell and they’re only gonna get more prominent as kombat pack after kombat pack is dominated by them. That would literally be 3 already!

Re: Take-Two to Ship 16 Games in Coming Fiscal Year, Including 'New IP' from 'Premier Studio'

Totheteeth

I want them to use their wwe 2k engine to make a game totally dedicated to wrestling legends (rather than thinning that side of the game more and more with every iteration).

The last time this happened it was called legends of wrestle mania and, while it was cool it happened, the game had no real content at all and it was decided that a very basic control scheme was for the best (on the basis that it would be played by the ancestors alone).

Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Announced for PS5, Out 19th September

Totheteeth

@Keyblade-Dan The Kameo character thing worries me a bit too. I feel like there are quite a few characters I want to make a return and shoe-horning them into this ‘kameo’ bracket is an easy way of them making a return but (agonisingly) not as actual roster members…

Re: Gigantic Saints Row Patch Notes Posted Ahead of Next Week's Major Update

Totheteeth

@Nepp67 lolz at the notion of ‘reasonable assessment’.

That aside - pretty much the ENTIRE identity of Saints Row was politically incorrect humour which was almost all just far too silly, over the top and self-conscious to realistically take offence over.

Frankly - I don’t see a patch note for sorting out the fact they made a sterilised and neutered reboot and until they rediscover some of the actual character I loved about those games (SR4 especially - unpopular opinion I know), I can’t see myself wanting to witness such a wet-blanket castration job first hand, no.

Re: Mortal Kombat 12 Could Be Primed for PS5, PS4's Big Showcase

Totheteeth

Never mind all the moaning above - this alone would make the showcase worth watching. But can they please stop inventing tedious new characters and give people what they want rather than Boon trolling fans about characters they’re asking for only to deliver some wastrel guest character from a horror film instead lolz…

Re: Disney Speedstorm (PS5) - A New Direction for Racers That Will Raise Some Eyebrows

Totheteeth

@BeerIsAwesome (Without wanting to make a crude pun about filling holes,) it’s certainly doing that for me right now.

I understand there’s going to be monumental condemnation of the long grind for unlocks and progression. I actually don’t mind that hard grind and I don’t mind that it’s a slow burn.

I badly wanted a kart racer with longevity and personally think the gameplay is GREAT. What it does do is gives me a game I can put 45 minutes into of an evening, which is meaningful. In all honesty - a lot of working days result in me just not having the energy for games which require proper investment (most modern games).

There will always be other big games on the go; this is never going to be ‘the game I’m playing’ - it will probably always supplement something else and that’s what I want. That long slow grind to unlock and upgrade … it doesn’t worry me because I’m looking at the game as being a thing of considerable longevity anyway.

What I would say is that I would like more classic film IPs to be represented. I find some of these choices a little odd personally. I’d also love it if they used some of their other properties like Star Wars. I do hope they’re generous in terms of adding new film categories as time goes by. A lot of the obvious choices from the classic Disney cannon have been bizarrely overlooked atm imo. I guess if they intend it to be a slow burner, there’s still a lot of time and that makes sense. But … realistically … just how many characters can a kart racer have on offer before it becomes slightly laughable??

Re: Gallery: Is Horizon Forbidden West: Burning Shores the Best Looking Game Ever?

Totheteeth

@Constable_What I have to agree. I actually find the game agonisingly annoying. I wanted to like it - of course I did! But I tried twice. Got somewhere towards the end of the main campaign. But … firstly every single time there’s a cutscene I find myself fidgeting and looking at my phone hoping it ends quickly. And … (shock horror I know) … I don’t actually like the combat. She seem to get knocked over a LOT and makes noises like the Williams sisters playing each other at Wimbledon.

Sorry - I just couldn’t like it. Scenery looks great though, even if I find the bright colour palate a little grating for personal taste!

Re: Steamboat Willie's Mickey Mouse Is Boosting into Disney Speedstorm on PS5, PS4

Totheteeth

I’m enjoying what I’ve played of this game massively tbh. For me it’s filled a huge gap in the PlayStation library.

I know people who’ll WHINGE about life service and micros etc. on the flip side I actually like the fact there’s a MASSIVE grind ahead to unlock huge amounts of content. The game will certainly have longevity.

In terms of the actual game, it’s huge fun and I found that it’s a surprisingly great kart racing game engine. (Reviews will probably disagree with me)!

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 472

Totheteeth

Finished RE4 yesterday. It was beautiful. As usual with RE games, I find the industrial final section a little bit of a drag but I’d still give it a 9. The plat trophy looks intensely demanding so I have no interest in that.

I’ll mostly be watching the snooker at the weekend but I’ll fiddle around with GT7 (yet to find myself getting into it) and Planet Coaster (same goes for that really).

Re: EA Sports PGA Tour (PS5) - Truly Stunning Sim Plays a Very Pretty Round of Virtual Golf

Totheteeth

I’ve been playing the ten hour trial. I don’t think 30fps is distracting. Nothing is really ever moving very fast!

It’s a stunning recreation of golf and overwhelmingly loaded with content. So much so that I would like to see a bit more ‘narrative’ to the game. Not an actual story but a direction which takes you through and makes it clear what you’re doing what for.

It’s interesting to me that they totally understate their pro golfers. So much so that their website said there would be 12 and there are 24 at launch. When you play the masters, three old legends hobble out to perform the traditional tee off to open the event. Why can’t we have matches against them in the career to unlock them as playable characters. The old TW games had stuff like that and that felt GREAT.

I’m not bemoaning it having loads of content. I’d just like to be ‘walked through’ a game path a bit more rather than just: HERE - have all of THIS; do what you like with it. That seems to be the modern way sadly.

I do hope they consider content like the above as well as new golfers, gimmick characters, legends etc as the dlc roadmap comes into sight…

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 470

Totheteeth

@freddquadros I think I’m gonna be ok with that. I’ve done two of the missable ones and made the right decision and you have one or two to play with anyway.

The one I did mess up was the one about the civil war. Sided storm cloak and made the wrong decisions in the council meeting. Ludicrous oversight from them tbh. I’ll have to load an earlier save for that which is tedious.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 470

Totheteeth

For some unbeknown reason I committed to getting the platinum for Skyrim! Don’t ask me why. It’s become a right ordeal at this stage.

I’m not even a trophy hunter!

If that ever materialises, I’m taking on Wo Long between messing around with the expansions to Forza Horizon 5 on my dodgy little series s

Re: New Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty Update Makes the First Boss Easier

Totheteeth

@Ear_wiG I didn’t expect to like Returnal. Downloaded it in a lull because it was on ps+, thinking it was something I would laugh at the difficulty of, say I’d seen it and delete. I got addicted to it for a few weeks! Ironically (perhaps?) it wasn’t ever the boss battles that caused me any trouble. At least 4 or 6 I did within 3 attempts. Some of them did take SO many attempts to get to them though!

Ever since I’ve kept thinking I’ll try one of these souls like games. But I tutor a levels in a college so I never feel like I have the energy. Been waiting for a holiday. Got a copy of Wo Long for £40. Gonna try!

Re: Disney Dreamlight Valley Can't Wait to Be PS5, PS4 King from 5th April

Totheteeth

Much like I didn’t really understand animal crossing … I’m afraid I am struggling to understand what the purpose of playing this is?

(I’m not slamming it incidentally. Play what you like. I just think I could do with someone explaining what it is people play these games for. Obviously I’ve never played them so my position is one of ignorance all ends up)

Re: Ageing Hardware Like PS4, Nintendo Switch May Be Holding LEGO 2K Drive Back

Totheteeth

People talk about ‘graphics hungry casuals’ but when you see a game like Plague Tale Requiem and those absolutely jaw dropping graphics as you walk around quite densely populated spaces … you see what games could look like on this console and it is quite annoying that most of them don’t…

(I don’t actually like Plague Tale but I played the trial and now see it as a graphical benchmark. I do also know that it was 30fps and not being action heavy allowed it to be a graphical spectacle. But Jesus it’s about the only thing I’ve seen that REALLY has those graphics that tell you you’re in a different generation. And now I want that.)

Re: God of War Has Inspired a New TMNT Game

Totheteeth

A TNMT game that doesn’t absolutely HAVE to look like a throwback to playing on a game boy colour and can actually join the world of contemporary gaming? Guessing this is just a rumour someone made up on a night out …