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Oh man. There are very few things I wouldn't do to get my hands on one of those.

@rockman29 Exactly! All of the Metal Gear Solid games are so completely unique and bizarre that it's difficult to review them in the traditional way.

Thank goodness I didn't give it a 9

@SuperCat Dude. Your cat-related comments are without a doubt the best and funniest comments I receive on the articles I write

@617Sqn I don't believe so, as the charges came from the US FTC, and are related to SCE America's advertising :/

It's so cool to see one of these acapella videos covering a song from a modern Sony IP - they usually just do retro stuff!

@KAPADO Well played, sir. Well played

@ShogunRok @get2sammyb Robert's just bitter because I said that Mass Effect is bunkum.

Which it is

@eliotgballade Fixed - thank you

Best headline ever? Beast headline ever.

@Shellybird27 If you bought and played the game last year, and haven't logged into the online at all in 2014, it won't let you transfer your online characters. I may not have made that super clear in the article - sorry about that

I am so ready. SO READY!

Golly. I still need to play Shadow of Mordor, so I've totally given up on the idea that I'll have time for GTA 5. So probably Far Cry 4 and LBP 3 for the moment. Also, @ShogunRok has somehow convinced me to buy DA:I, so I'll have to squeeze that in somewhere too, I guess.

@Gamer83 Oh, absolutely. The bugs are unacceptable whichever way you slice it. I just meant that Ubisoft is at least clearly taking very serious steps to get rid of the issues - and is being very transparent with what its doing.

It's sad that we should be praising a developer for doing that (because frankly, that's the very least it ought to be doing), but I guess that's what it has come to.

Yeah, the likelihood of this coming to Australia is almost nil at this point - which is a shame, because this definitely has the potential to be very cool.

Also, more like PlayStation Poo, am I right? Don't worry, I'll hand in my shiny silver admin badge as I see myself out.

This game. THIS GAME! Argh, it look so ridiculous - I love it!

@Bad-MuthaAdebis We live in hope.

@ObviouslySheik I always forget about Killzone: Mercenary, which is a shame. To this day, it's one of the best games I've played on Vita.

"Once again proving that he's a massive indie apologist and should really be stopped before he gives some 2D piece of rubbish a 10."

Damn, I've been discovered! For reals, though, I am proud to be arguably the biggest indie apologist on a site full of indie apologists.

@ShogunRok He previously worked as a villain in a cancelled Final Fantasy spinoff.

So keen. So soooo keen.

@get2sammyb I did ask, but they didn't really give me an answer. I think they're planning to launch on PC first, and then they'll focus on the Sony side of things.

tl;dr: Next year, probably

@get2sammyb I can only remember one voice from the demo - a marine who gave me a quick briefing at the start.

It was abysmal.

Not a COD fan myself, but I'm glad to see it getting such good reviews. Ya'll deserve a good game after what I'm told was a mediocre entry last year.

@gbanas92 I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you up on your offer re: The Thing being better than Halloween. As much as I love that Morricone score, Michael Meyers is the King.

At the very least, I think we can all agree that Escape From New York is his best film.

@get2sammyb Mate. That's his warm up.

@Confused_Dude @get2sammyb @Alpha "What's this, Kell? Is this some videogame? You know I hate videogames!" - we hear a loud smash, and then the screen goes blank.

Obviously I've scrubbed all the expletives out of this.

@get2sammyb I, uh, never said I'd provide the cash prize. Come to think of it, didn't @ShogunRok say he was going to organise the prizes....

Real talk: whoever came up with 'Push Scare' needs to be awarded some sort of cash prize.

@ShogunRok deserves a medal for that tagline.

Blimey.

@SteveButler2210 You can read the full policy through here https://www.pushsquare.com/scoring

@Jazzer94 To be clear, I had a lot of trouble with the score on this review. What's more, Robert and I had a pretty lengthy discussion about it behind the scenes, as I couldn't make my mind up on wether it was a 6 or a 7. In the end, I went with a 6 because my experience fit better with its description in the scoring policy - "This game is not good enough to rush out and buy without doing your homework. Whilst you should approach with a degree of caution you might still really enjoy this game."

However, if I didn't communicate that very well in the review, that's my fault - sorry about that!

"Lock up Sammy Barker, and throw away the key!" - Literal tears of laughter rolling down my face.

@rjejr Unfortunately, there's no word on PSTV support at the moment. I suspect it'll probably be compatible, though.

@get2sammyb @suzzopher Argh! In my defence, we didn't report on it when it was announced - so it wasn't saved in our database. Don't panic, though, as I'm currently booking flights to England for my paint-pelting. This slip-up will not go unpunished

@rjejr Yeah, it's a terrible pun that makes reference to the 'Elysian Fields'

There's no shame in not getting it - I wrote it, and I don't really get it to be honest

@get2sammyb Real talk: the main reason I didn't include the title of the game in the headline was because I couldn't stand looking at it.

It's a total travesty!

Aye. I'm ready. So ready.

Cheers for the invite, lads

Seriously, though, this was a lot of fun, and I look forward to more of them!

It was me. I complained about the length of the game I'm reviewing

However, I offer this as a counterargument: It's really very long! I swear!

@ohhaime You're absolutely right! This feels so much more fleshed out than the vast majority of iOS games - and perhaps the title 'iOS Port' gives it an unnecessary stigma.

However, Sammy doesn't like us to write the name of the game too many times in our reviews....so I had to get creative

I didn't mention this in the review (because it's kinda petty) but the menus in this game are horrible to navigate. For some reason it doesn't recognise your inputs very well. Obviously nothing game-ruining, but worth mentioning perhaps...

For all my Australian compatriots, JB Hi Fi is currently selling the PS4 with Assassin's Creed 4, Destiny, Infamous: SS, and Injustice for $599 (around £325, for comparison). The console by itself still runs for $549, so that's not a bad deal.

Also, EB has it for the same price, but it comes packed with Destiny, Killzone: Shadowfall, and Infamous: SS.

This sounds right up my alley! I've always wanted to experience that terrible-80s-slasher-feeling in a videogame, and I feel like the more 'hands off' gameplay is probably the best way to achieve that.

@Demi_God I think you're absolutely right! If Silent Hills ends up being closer to P.T. (less gameplay, more interactive story-type-thing), then I think that would be the perfect game to sell it - at least to the "hardcore" crowd.

@XFsWorld Oops, pardon me! Should be working now

@LordBagardo Hahaha, thank you! Tbh, the thing I miss the most about Kaz Hirai being SCE boss is how easy it was to make puns out of his name!

@get2sammyb In a tiny booth in the corner. With all the other sports games. Out of the way. Where they belong.

@Punished_Boss Hence the heavily sarcastic quotation marks

@DualWielding @Punished_Boss To be clear, I personally didn't like Beyond: Two Souls at all. I just figured that it's the sort of game that people who've upgraded to a PS4 from an Xbox 360 are likely to want access to - since it's one of the "big" Sony exclusives. I didn't make that particularly clear in the article, though.

@SimonAdebisi Not as far as I know, I think it's PSN only I'm afraid.