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Re: Stroke the Dog 2,000 Times for 71 PS5, PS4 Trophies

Juanalf

"stroking a dog is a trifle more satisfying than tapping a mayonnaise jar"

Nah! My name is Mayo 2 & 3 have far more though, effort and quality put into them then this garbage. Also don't ask me why I bought and platinum the Mayo trilogy πŸ₯²

Re: Rumour: Tons of PSVR2 Devs Porting PSVR Games to New Headset

Juanalf

"should we expect free updates, discounted upgrade fees, or will we need to buy the games all over again?"

If is from a third party developer it will be a free update or a small fee, if is from a Sony studio you will have to buy it again πŸ™‚

I'm still excited for the headset though it just means is not a day one purchase, the great thing would have been playing the psvr games while you wait for the psvr2 ones to come out drip by drip.

Re: Sony Won't Let Microsoft's $69 Billion Activision Acquisition Go, Stresses It's Bad for Gaming

Juanalf

@AdamCorela "Microsoft brought a tank to a knife fight and Sony isn’t happy about it."

Pretty much! Sony does the same thing but on a smaller scale not because they feel guilty monopolizing the industry but because it's all they can do with their worth.

Give them Microsoft's worth and we would be seeing similar crap which I based on the millions they currently spend on third party exclusivity deals (timed games, dlc, perks).

This is honestly getting old, the deal is going through no matter how much Jim cries. You shouldn't have to depend on a game made by a third party to sell your system. Nintendo sells theirs by the truckload just with their ips and Sony needs to do the same.

Re: Ubisoft Joins $70 Game Train, Skull and Bones the First

Juanalf

I know without a doubt Jim was giggling like a school girl when he saw this, now we just need for Xbox and Nintendo to raise the price of it's consoles which would probably result in Jimmy being so happy he strips naked in the middle of the street and starts singing God Save the King.

Re: Talking Point: What Do You Make of Microsoft and Sony's Call of Duty Quarrel?

Juanalf

@UltimateOtaku91 "Sony gets timed exclusives for games that sell way better on playstation to begin with"

So my question is why is Sony spending millions of dollars keeping games off of Xbox when they sell like wet dog anyway? Is Jim Ryan the dumbest and most wasteful business exec in gaming?

If Final Fantasy really sells like a 107 copies on Xbox and I pay millions to prevent those 107 copies from being sold on my competitor then I'm just setting money on fire for no reason 🀷

Re: PlayStation Bites Back At 'Inadequate' Call of Duty Offer from Microsoft

Juanalf

@stvevan "MS believed enough xbox players played jrpg then they would invest in said genre too?"

Isn't it strange that Japanese Sony, the platform king of jrps makes -0 of them? They have thousands of developers all across the globe (aka the West) and they can't put a team of 20 developers in a room and have them make a Jrpg?

How easy and cheap would it be for them to open a small studio with a small team in Japan and have them make something that Japanese players and some of us would like? Yet they don't do that and they won't 🀷

Re: Housemarque Appears to Have Confirmed PC Port of Returnal During GDC 2022

Juanalf

The modding scene on Spider-man has been incredible, I can imagine Returnal will get similar treatment. Thanks to mods and the specs of PCs (if you can afford a high end model) all these PlayStation games play best there.

We really are paying more for the vanilla version of the games unfortunately. They will get to experience Returnal at 120fps before us, actually we probably won't get it at all.

Re: Silent Hill 2 Remake Pitch Images Leak, May Be a Timed PlayStation Exclusive

Juanalf

Time exclusive sounds terrible enough but developed by Team Blooper sounds even worse, I hate when Japanese IP's (includes films, anime, games) are done or remade by western developers.

I got zero expectations for this and I will still end up disappointed. Instead of Square I would prefer Sony purchased Konami, fired everyone at the top and saved all the mistreated properties crying for help.

Re: Microsoft, Sony Signed Agreement to Keep Call of Duty on PlayStation for 'Several More Years' Beyond Current Contract

Juanalf

@UltimateOtaku91 "They should buy either EA or ubisoft and counter it with making assassins creed, dragon age etc exclusive"

I thought they barely had money and just scrape by? isn't that the reason why they had to raise the price of PS5? I refuse to believe that it was because of greed, that's factually impossible!?

Also them buying one of those giant companies now would be a even bigger middle finger then the one we previously received.

Re: UK Government Investigating Xbox's Activision Buyout Further

Juanalf

I'm more worried about Tencent who little by little buy stakes of a company before devouring it whole. I rather Microsoft buy everything IF we have to choose between evil or dictatorial evil aka China.

All these companies that are purchased by either Tencent or NetEase should immediately be asked after stating how much freedom they now have "Is Taiwan a sovereign country?" Just watch as they twist themselves into pretzels with ultimately stating "new phone who dis?"

Re: PS5 Price Increase Has Some Japanese Players Praying for PC Port of Final Fantasy 16

Juanalf

@AdamNovice "The way some go on you'd think Sony raised the price by Β£200."

If Sony did raise it by Β£200 or Β£500 you and a couple of the same faces here would still be defending them, admit it! πŸ™‚

I can't really think of too many bad things Sony could do to make you take the side of the consumer for once. Perhaps if Jim Ryan were to have a press conference wearing Xbox branded pajamas and swore allegiance to Game Pass!

Re: Japanese Gamers Aren't Impressed with PS5's Price Hike

Juanalf

Yeah in this case I think the divorce is mutual, neither party is too fond of each other. The Switch is the go to place if you love Japanese.

PlayStation is now only guaranteed Final Fantasy and that's because they are paying out the ass, otherwise who knows. I still think if the backlash is severe and loud enough Sony will reconsider.

Re: Reaction: PS5 Price Hike a Sobering Sign of the Times

Juanalf

The sad part about some of the comments defending a poor, helpless, bullied and lonely multi-billion dollar corporation is that they are doing it for free out of their own time 🀷

All of a sudden that lawsuit Sony received a few days ago is looking pretty good about now, the lawyers must be smiling uncontrollably from this new development.

Re: Why the PS5's Price Hasn't Changed in USA

Juanalf

@UltimateOtaku91 "People have already decided their agenda."

To be fair that also includes you πŸ˜… In the last article everyone pretty much knew your position and what you were going to write before you wrote it.

Like some others have said, never in PlayStation's history are they making more money then they are now. Not even Sony's Dominant PS2 days come even remotely close to the revenue they are bringing in Wheelbarrows.

They could have easily eaten whatever loss they are currently experiencing and still not really be affected by it, but the more these corporations make the more they want so were the ones stuck holding the L.

Re: PS5 Price Increase Confirmed for UK, Europe, Japan, Canada, and More

Juanalf

They are making more money now then they have ever in the entire history of Playstation, on top of that they charge more for games then any other console manufacturer.

If I was in charge of Xbox I would be running non-stop attack ads, also it looks like Sony have 100% given up on Japan. Is now and will forever be Nintendo's kingdom.