I’ll be giving breath of the Zelda another go, I’m in the camp of people who know it’s a good game but are endlessly annoyed with its menus, mechanics and controls. When I’m not getting my horse stuck on the side of a hill or accidentally throwing my best sword into a canyon I’ll be playing a saints row southwest.
I heard a rumour that this year’s physical release will contain a ziplock bag full of moist spaghetti noodles and a single stray pube instead of a Blu-ray disc
I’m hoping this stops Microsoft from making another attempt at buying another multi platform publisher, but seeing how flimsy the CMA reason for blocking the acquisition was, I have my doubts.
I find that I mainly use PlayStation extra/premium and game pass just to play games that I already own physically to avoid having to get up and find them and poke them into the system.
Look at that bloodborne sold 1 million copies after 11 days on the market, what it sold in the following eight years no one really knows other than Dave but Dave ain’t talking because he’s still angry that Jim Ryan stole his lunch bag from the break room fridge.
We could always debate if that is a toupee or a scalped cocker spaniel stapled to koticks head in between the heated debates of industry consolidation by giant tech companies bad vs but Sony has Spider-Man so Microsoft monopoly good.
I only find multiplayer games enjoyable after I disconnect from other players in new and exciting ways so this is probably not for me, but I’m fine with that not everything needs to be for me.
I think Microsoft should focus its efforts on going multiplatform. It’s been 20 years of coming in third at this point and they can spend another 80 billion on acquisitions and still come in third.
Slapping console edition on the title is so goofy. When god of war Raggy rock gets ported to pc its not going to be named God of War: Ragnarok: personal computer edition or any of that nonsense.
MSN farted this at me earlier today when I was doing my rewards routine, somehow it wasn’t the stupidest thing that MSN farted at me today. Man gaming news is gone to *****
It’s probably all those ultra super high beard textures the master race loves so much, us console plebs will probably only get medium beard textures if we are lucky.
I’m always confused when people complain about the writing and characters in the new saints row, because they’re pretty much the same as it’s been in the previous games but then I remember it’s probably code because screaming WOKE!! just tells everyone you’re an *****
My copy of Resident evil 4 is spending the weekend in the back of a Canada post truck so I will continue to pluck away at like a dragon yakuza like a dragon.
It’s nice to see that some people are still trying to argue that getting timed exclusivity for final fantasy 16 and picking up a long neglected Spider-Man license is the exact same as spending $80 billion to acquire two of the largest publishers in gaming and a dozen multi platform developers are somehow ***** equal.
I’ll be pointlessly grinding away in chapter 12 of Like a dragon Yakuza Like a dragon on the 5 and squatting and farting in ringfit adventure on the switch.
I kind of wanna see the disaster of a game that would be farted out in a year and a half of development but since it’s FIFA a couple dozen Pakistani, Indian or Bangladeshi developers would have been worked to death so maybe not.
After 2 year of farts and starts I finally finished Asscreed Valhalla and now the obsessive part of my brain is whispering get the platinum. Beyond that I’m going to look in to the unfinished backlog and poke something. Also cleaning Lego that’s been sitting in a basement for 27 years.
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Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 476
I’ll be giving breath of the Zelda another go, I’m in the camp of people who know it’s a good game but are endlessly annoyed with its menus, mechanics and controls. When I’m not getting my horse stuck on the side of a hill or accidentally throwing my best sword into a canyon I’ll be playing a saints row southwest.
Re: Rumour: This Year's Call of Duty Is Modern Warfare 3 for PS5, PS4
I heard a rumour that this year’s physical release will contain a ziplock bag full of moist spaghetti noodles and a single stray pube instead of a Blu-ray disc
Re: Fans Begin to Debate Which PlayStation Franchise Could Be Getting an Anime
100% it will be Finny the fish
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 475
I’ll be playing something but im not sure what that something is yet.
Re: The Apocalypse Awaits Your Bank Balance if You Pod Out $2,000 for This The Last of Us 2 Statue
It’s a nice Abby statue but for an extra $1600 I could have a 1/4 Mads Mikkelsen!!
Re: Activision Poised to Pocket a Cool $3 Billion if Xbox Buyout Breaks Down
@Balosi I think he needs to change his username to SgtDelusional
Re: Activision Poised to Pocket a Cool $3 Billion if Xbox Buyout Breaks Down
I’m hoping this stops Microsoft from making another attempt at buying another multi platform publisher, but seeing how flimsy the CMA reason for blocking the acquisition was, I have my doubts.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 474
I’ll be playing locoroco, sifu and indie sensation dead island 2
Re: Soapbox: I No Longer Think Subscriptions Like PS Plus, Xbox Game Pass Are the Future of Gaming
I find that I mainly use PlayStation extra/premium and game pass just to play games that I already own physically to avoid having to get up and find them and poke them into the system.
Re: 38.4 Million PS5 Systems Sold as Sony Records Its Best Q4 Results
Look at that bloodborne sold 1 million copies after 11 days on the market, what it sold in the following eight years no one really knows other than Dave but Dave ain’t talking because he’s still angry that Jim Ryan stole his lunch bag from the break room fridge.
Re: Activision Blizzard Boss Bobby Kotick Warns Billion Dollar Buyout Saga Ain't Over
We could always debate if that is a toupee or a scalped cocker spaniel stapled to koticks head in between the heated debates of industry consolidation by giant tech companies bad vs but Sony has Spider-Man so Microsoft monopoly good.
Re: Microsoft Dealt Major Blow as UK Blocks Activision Buyout
So the the only people who care about cloud gaming are the regulators at the cma.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 473
I’ll be playing indie sensations dead island 2, resident evil 5 and code Veronica, along with burning shores and locoroco midnight carnival.
Re: Atari Has Acquired the Rights to One of PS1's Worst Ever Games
There’s at least one Norwegian that will either be excited or disappointed by this news.
Re: PS Plus Premium's LocoRoco Midnight Carnival Getting PS5, PS4 Trophies
Time to Boing! me a plattie!
Re: Horizon Chase Turbo Dev Purchased by Epic Games to Flesh Out Fortnite
This is upsetting
Re: Sony Acquires Firewalk Studios, New Team Behind Innovative Multiplayer IP
I only find multiplayer games enjoyable after I disconnect from other players in new and exciting ways so this is probably not for me, but I’m fine with that not everything needs to be for me.
Re: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor's PS5 File Size Is Ridiculous
It’s to bad that Sony went with a proprietary expansion SSD that they sell at an inflated price, Oh wait, that was the other company.
Re: Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Extra, Premium Games for April 2023?
Too much doom no classic PlayStation so it’s a dud month for me.
Re: American Senators Continue to Target Sony Over PS5, PS4 Timed Exclusives
I think Microsoft should focus its efforts on going multiplatform. It’s been 20 years of coming in third at this point and they can spend another 80 billion on acquisitions and still come in third.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 472
I’ll be playing resident evil zero inventory and cult Indie darling battlefield 2042
Re: Company of Heroes 3 Parachutes onto PS5 on 30th May
Slapping console edition on the title is so goofy. When god of war Raggy rock gets ported to pc its not going to be named God of War: Ragnarok: personal computer edition or any of that nonsense.
Re: Become the Proud Owner of a Shuhei Yoshida Bobblehead with PS Stars
I guess I’ll be finally be getting around to playing sifu today then
Re: 16 Games Hit PS Plus Extra, Premium Next Week
If they had added the PS1 version the final Doom or quake to premium that would’ve been more interesting than just a bunch of cheapo PS4 doom ports.
Re: State of Play Showcase Set for Thursday, Final Fantasy 16 the Focus
I won’t be watching!! u know spoilers and such
Re: This PlayStation Patents Terminology Row Is the Stupidest Story in Games
MSN farted this at me earlier today when I was doing my rewards routine, somehow it wasn’t the stupidest thing that MSN farted at me today.
Man gaming news is gone to *****
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 471
I’ll be getting slaughtered in Indie darlings battlefield 2042 and resident evil 4 remake all weekend.
Re: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor's PS5 File Size Might Be Ridiculous
It’s probably all those ultra super high beard textures the master race loves so much, us console plebs will probably only get medium beard textures if we are lucky.
Re: Saints Row Teases 'Huge' Combat Overhaul in Next Update
I’m always confused when people complain about the writing and characters in the new saints row, because they’re pretty much the same as it’s been in the previous games but then I remember it’s probably code because screaming WOKE!! just tells everyone you’re an *****
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 470
I’ll be playing indie darlings Battlefield 2042, resident evil 4 remake and ridge racer type 4.
Re: The Last of Us PC Is Naughty Dog's Worst Ever Reviewed Game by Some Margin
Is it PlayStation angst Friday or something?
Re: Indie Not on PlayStation Beats PS5, PS4's Biggest Hits to BAFTA's Game of the Year
I’ve yet to meet an industry darling that I’ve liked so back under a rock for me.
Re: Square Enix Honours Final Fantasy 7's Legacy with Set of Tacky NFT Trading Cards
Geez, $80 bucks for a 20 pack, unless all the cards are the late great Manute Bol cosplaying as final fantasy 7 characters that ***** ain’t worth it.
Re: Activision Boss Disappointed by Sony, But Commits to Best Games Possible on PS5, PS4
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Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 469
My copy of Resident evil 4 is spending the weekend in the back of a Canada post truck so I will continue to pluck away at like a dragon yakuza like a dragon.
Re: U.S. Senator Says Sony Has 'Monopoly' on High-End Japanese Game Market
The U.S Senator most likely to refer to all video games system as the Nintendo.
Re: Vampire FPS Redfall Was in Development for PS5, But Was Canned After Xbox Buyout
It’s nice to see that some people are still trying to argue that getting timed exclusivity for final fantasy 16 and picking up a long neglected Spider-Man license is the exact same as spending $80 billion to acquire two of the largest publishers in gaming and a dozen multi platform developers are somehow ***** equal.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 468
I’ll be pointlessly grinding away in chapter 12 of Like a dragon Yakuza Like a dragon on the 5 and squatting and farting in ringfit adventure on the switch.
Re: FIFA 25 Will Take on EA Sports FC, Promises Re-Elected Gianni Infantino
I kind of wanna see the disaster of a game that would be farted out in a year and a half of development but since it’s FIFA a couple dozen Pakistani, Indian or Bangladeshi developers would have been worked to death so maybe not.
Re: 17 New PS Plus Extra, Premium Games Revealed in Another Huge Update
I will be playing a lot of syphon filter Dark mirror
Re: The Last of Us' Naughty Dog Already Working on Next PS5 Exclusive
I look forward to the last of us part 3.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 467
Like a dragon yakuza like a dragon and dead space 2008
Re: PS4 to PS5: All Games with Confirmed Free Upgrades
Cities skylines is only a free upgrade if you bought the digital version, if you own it in disc it’s full price.
Re: Detective RPG DECAPOLICE Could Be One of 2023's Best PS5, PS4 Surprises
Harvard Marks….. terrible name, if given the option I’m gonna rename him Stanford Streaks
Re: WW2 Flight Sim Aces of Thunder Soaring to PSVR2 from the Makers of War Thunder
This might be worth vomiting all over my entertainment centre for👍 🤮 👍
Re: Some PS5 Fans Think This New Firmware Feature Is a Potential Spoiler
Have people never looked at stat screen or save file in the last 40 years?
Re: Everdream Valley Plants Wholesome Farming Fun on PS5, PS4 in 2023
I wish there was an unwholesome farm simulator on ps4/5
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 466
After 2 year of farts and starts I finally finished Asscreed Valhalla and now the obsessive part of my brain is whispering get the platinum. Beyond that I’m going to look in to the unfinished backlog and poke something. Also cleaning Lego that’s been sitting in a basement for 27 years.
Re: Xbox Execs Eager to Save Call of Duty Fans from PS5, PS4 Exclusive Perks
@Tasuki you do realize Microsoft pays out for timed exclusive and blocks games from releasing on PlayStation to right?
Re: The Last of Us Co-Creator Sparks Developer Debate As He Declares Linear Games Are Easier to Make
I miss the days of 7-10 hour AAA game