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I’d love a remake, but I don’t feel it’s coming. I wouldn’t mind a bit of a fancy remaster though, some halfway point. It shouldn’t be too expensive to do a nice remaster and it would sell.

3/10 is about 310 more than it deserves for even daring to whisper ‘Bubsy 3D’ in the year of our lords 2025.

Please, permission to strike this monstrosities name from the histories, my liege.

A few games there I’ve been interested in, but hesitated buying. Not a bad month!

Completely forgot about this one - is it a souls-like, or can I play it without risk to my sanity or replaying the same 20 minute stretch if I suck?

The fact we have a new Bubsy and no hint of a new Sly Cooper is an indication of everything that’s wrong in the world. I don’t know how, or why, it just is.

Wouldn’t mind seeing more of the game. Seems I’ve heard more about Paradox doing Paradox nonsense than about the game itself.

@rusty82 That’s a good point, sorry I thought you meant the first Life is Strange. But it is worked better into the character and story, completely agree.

@rusty82 you preferred the game with the very openly bisexual protagonist? It’s a great game, so not arguing, just find it odd reasoning.

Exciting news about this show though - it’s a superb, twisty, heart wrenching story. They’ll have to make some decisions, but they could always do a sort of parallel alternative reality concurrent story, before or a second season if they go for it.

Some of the slang is dated, but they’re both massive nerds, Max is dorky. The outdated slang works for the characters I think.

Are there more generous save points? And do you still lose pretty much everything on death, unless you go find where you died?

It really frustrated me in the first game (or any souls-like tbh)

One of my all time absolute favourite openings to a game - really stunning first half hour, but after that as the game opens up it just all feels a bit hollow.

I love media that plays around with genres, but the game also just had a little too jarring a mishmash of genres. Trying to show a gritty, intense story or mission while you’re zipping enemies up in balloons to go to your Animal Crossing oilrig was just a bit too odd for me.
The world was dull and samey too.

When it focused, it was superb though, but I actually prefer ‘Ground Zeroes’ - oft overlooked, very short, but absolutely incredible gameplay and story

Good review, and gives an idea of what to expect. Sounds like I’ll just stick with Expedition 33 for now - flashy, timing-based challenging combat but with none of the negatives mentioned here.

I have too many games I need to play not to want more than “the combats pretty fun”

‘Cold Fear’ was the first horror game I played to completion, fantastic game. At least that’s all I remember, thinking “wow that was exciting, maybe I CAN play horror games!” - 20 years later I can confirm I cannot, although I try thanks to Cold Fear and The Thing.

@Meowmixes98 “you should be able to kill the dog”
Truly, a Bioshock fan if ever there was one.

The game is looking better and better. Love the style, music, gameplay looks fast and exciting and the gameplay dynamic sounds interesting. I just hope the ‘rogue-like’ nature doesn’t come at the expense of story or length.

I also hope you do not get a beloved animal companion you then have to kill, as fitting a Bioshock-like end that would be

Still intrigued, looking forward to the final reviews. I feel like “we walked away not entirely won over, but certainly intrigued” is an apt description of the first.

I enjoyed my time with it, plowed in about 50 hours, but it definitely lacked something, maybe heart and characters you cared about. It was all decent, just nothing special.

All games I’d love to play, but Stardew costs less than a Tesco’s meal deal and the others aren’t much more expensive.

But all good games I’d happily play, so I’m not going to complain too much.

Yikes. The acting looks dreadful, and seems a bit fast paced hollywood horror more than the slow burn horror I was hoping for.

But good films get terrible trailers, and the first Silent Hill was surprisingly good, so I’ll still give it a go.

You shouldn’t expect anything less from Paradox really. They’ve made some great games, but they’ve built their business on DLC. We should be glad it’s just one DLC and not £100+ of it.

I played one, maybe two of the games - they were perfectly fun. But they’re just big, dumb (if very funny in their sincerity) action shooters - unfortunately it inspired a whole raft of better games in the years since.

Looks interesting - nothing I’ve seen has ever quite captured the books, the Hellraiser film was close but his writing really gets under your skin while blowing your mind with its creativity, and quite often beauty. Hoping this game nails it, looking more and more promising!

But can you romance someone, then when you get bored of them turn your kids into crow’s and wipe your partners memory?
Asking for a friend.

JRPG: The Game - looks pretty and fun enough, but hopefully we get something a bit more distinctive, everything from character designs to skill trees looked a bit generic. Except the cool sci-fi location, there’s promise!

This looks a lot of fun, but I’m seeing a solid 7 or 8/10. Great fun, but nothing too original and could be full of bloat as we’ve heard nothing of the side quests yet I don’t think. Also you’re clearly helping the bad guys here, hope the story isn’t that predictable.

But it does look a lot of old fashioned fun, looking forward to seeing more. And a lock on.

This game was so terrible it’s basically my sleeper agent trigger to turn me into the hulk. It makes me so mad. It’s so so bad.

We couldn’t afford much as a kid, so a game was a rare treat. This was not a treat. It was hell. A hell I cannot escape from, even almost 3 decades later.

The devil has decided to do this. Why does he torment me so?

Excellent month, lots of games I’ve almost bought or bought then traded then missed. Unicorn Overlord is a lot of fun, India’s and Harold Halibut look like great one and done games, others look interesting too.

Sounds almost exactly like the first, I’ll definitely check it out when it inevitably ends up on PS+

Can anyone confirm if there’s still interesting boss battles? The first game has one of my all time favourites

This reminds me I need to pick this up, loved the demo - completely unhinged yet endearing

I love how every single Mafia game has followed the exact same trajectory:

• snippets given in early stages
• hype builds
• hype REALLY builds - is this a GTA Killer? The greatest crime epic ever made? A true leviathan of a game?!
• game releases full of bugs and clunky gameplay
• everyone pretends like it’s the black sheep no one invited to the party
• those that play it adore the story and atmosphere, it gains a cult following

And it just repeats, somehow the hype expecting this to be the one that changes it all

I have a feeling Physint will be a PS6 launch title, it seems they’re really pushing it as The Next Big Thing so would make sense.

Had this one wishlisted for a while, looks like really pretty, gentle fun

Hopefully single player is unaffected, and we get more of the exploration of 2 as opposed to to the more linear 3. I LOVED 2, but just really struggled with 3, not sure I even finished it. Still excited to see a new entry!

Looks a bit dull in this clip, but the bioshock hacking minigame was fun, looks like a cross between that and Mass Effect 2 in terms of gameplay.

Hopefully there is more to it though, and it’s not just the same clunky 3 enemy types and a minigame that just needs to be done faster to inflate difficulty. I’d love to see more of the world and story

Hopefully an ‘xtreme legends’ game! I’d love a ‘modernised’ DW where I can take over Japan with my custom merry band of absolute freaks

It may look very much like Little Nightmares, but that only means it looks incredible. Will probably be too scary for me, but I made it through Little Nightmares and Silent Hill 2 in hour bursts, maybe I’ll challenge myself.

I’m a life-long JRPG fan, but this just looks dull. Dull with terrible names. But I’ll wait for more information and reviews, Octopath 2 didn’t look great in its promotion but had a lot more depth than appeared

@Kierant202 it’s not real ;( PlayStation 1995 breaking my heart and enraging my soul almost as hard as 1996 did thrusting Bubsy 3D on little me. I’d pay too dollar for a Lost Odyssey remaster, such a beautiful, sad game

A focused, linear experience like 1 will be great, hopefully it’s a strong story too. The graphics and animations look a bit rougher than they have in other promotion though. Looks like a game that will win hearts over awards possibly.

I was weirdly pretty intrigued by this, imagine a game where you build up a cute village, have wild parties with your hobbit bros and idle away the days frolicking in the knowledge one day it will all end. Could have been great, but sounds like it was lazy, tickbox design

Norman Reedus and his pornographic feetpics

This looks like it could be a lot of fun, a solid AA taking bits and pieces from Uncharted, Dead Space and Alien. Definitely on my radar, but as ever will wait for those reviews.

It’s only a matter of time. And money. And considerable luck. And when I say time, I mean several years of ‘almosts’ until anyone who remembered is just about to retire, then Square Enix will discover the heretofore untapped retiree market. Then they won’t release part 2 until we’re dying. We’ll never finish the trilogy. Anyone younger won’t remember FF9. It’ll kill off Square Enix. The Japanese game market will crash. The global games market will follow. Without gaming to distract us discontent will overflow. The revelation will come. World Peace will follow the inevitable war. But at what price, Square? At what price?

d&D: Honour Among Thieves meets Deadpool, I’m down

I’ll definitely grab this is a sale, shame no progress carries over. But generally sounds like the base game, a lot of fun with no bells or whistles, jus a robocop, a ridiculous pistol and goons to mow down

@rjejr I was thinking of films like Dragonheart, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (not strictly fantasy-fantasy), and the various 90s fantasy tv shows. But that whole aesthetic of, as you mentioned, 80s and 90s fantasy. Cheap costumes and effects, but a lot of heart and a proper sense of fun and adventure. Something like the recent Dungeons & Dragons film

They all took themselves a little too seriously in the 00’s, or got too saccharine

I still can’t see this coming out as anything other than a cheapo 90s fantasy throwback. So I hope they just lean full tilt into that, give us Zelda: Elves in Tights with a devastating ending like Dragonheart that knocks you to the ground and thunderstomps your pendulums.

Please don’t just give us a ***** 00s Disney princess straight-to-streaming film

@KyushuTrail glad to hear! It was the same for me, but someone else gave me the same advice.

Enjoy the rest of the ride!

@KyushuTrail unless it’s really not, I’d plow some time in.

It’s one of those games that gets better and better the more you play - the gameplay opens up, and the side quests will throw you through the full gamut of emotions (genuinely made me cry at times, and has a fantastically unnerving horror side quest)

A great month, but I’ve already played or own the games I’d want to play from it. But something quality for everyone!

If anything, I wonder if the original games were an influence on Souls games - they share a similar difficulty and atmosphere (I was like 12 when I played Onimusha 2 though, so maybe it’s not difficult).

I just hope we’re not stuck with annoying checkpoints, and a game that puts difficulty front and centre. It all looks and sounds sick though!

Can recommend the phenomenally terribly named ‘HyperX Cloud Alpha’ headset, have a pair myself. Lightweight, comfy and push out good sound. Just try not to think about the name, try really hard.

The base game was just plain fun. I didn’t have particularly terrible frame rate, but it was charmingly clunky (not unlike a certain cyborg). But the action was crunchy, it was surprisingly funny and the story had moments of real heart.
I’m hyped for a bit more janky mayhem

@Czar_Khastik what do you mean, ‘RED’ is obvious: Rad Elongated Mongrel

13 is just his age.