Ichiban

Ichiban

Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

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Re: Evil Dead: The Game (PS5) - This Cult Camp Horror Shows Its Groovy Side

Ichiban

Small nitpick: why couldn't they just have named this Evil Dead? Do we really need 'The Game' tacked on the end?
Do they think people will see this in a store and think "duh Evil Dead is a movie, so this must be a movie" (Despite having PS5 or whatever platform on the box, and being displayed with other games).
Should the Uncharted movie be titled Uncharted: The Movie?

Re: Feature: What's Next for PS5, PS4?

Ichiban

I just want new games. Don't really care for VR, couldn't give a toss about the new ps plus rubbish, anything else is just a big shoulder shrug from me. I want to see those fresh new titles Sony usually drops with a new gen. And no, these countless sequels don't really get my motor running. C'mon Sony, get out of this boring rut!

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 422

Ichiban

I might dive back into Elden Ring.
I have been playing Lego Star Wars TSS these last few days, but I'm not liking it very much tbh. The gameplay isn't that much more satisfying than the old Lego games, they rush through the stories way too much, and it kinda runs like crap on the PS5. I'm kinda scratching my head at all the glowing reviews🤔
Ah well, have a good one everyone!

Re: Kingdom Hearts 4 Revealed, No Date or Platforms Given

Ichiban

Dear god, just let it die already!
Although, if they set the games worlds in the hideous live action Disney remakes to match the edgy graphics, it has the potential to be unintentionally hilarious!
Still, count me out, I'm done with this series. (And I used to be right into this series, bought a DS, 3DS, and a PSP just to play the respective spin off games for each system)
Better yet ditch Sora, Riku, the organisation, etc and make a game starring Donald & Goofy exploring various Disney worlds. I'd play that!

Re: Poll: Do Remakes of Old Games Get You Excited?

Ichiban

Not particularly big on remakes, especially in the current day where every second announced game is a remake. I'd prefer a sequel, or something entirely new. These days it just seems to be remake, or licensed properties announced (There's around 700 Star Wars games in development right now...zzzzz)
It's boring, and just makes the industry look creatively bankrupt.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 419

Ichiban

I'll be dipping in & out of Elden Ring, & some Tiny Tina. I've only played through the first mission of TT, but there were some horrible stuttering issues, with the game pausing for seconds at a time. Has anytime else experienced this on the PS5 version? Despite that, it seemed like mindless fun. Looking forward to trying out co-op.

Re: Poll: Did You Buy Elden Ring?

Ichiban

Picked up my copy yesterday, but won't get to play it for a few weeks yet (Horizon & work).
All the best to everyone in the Ukraine, I can't imagine what you are going through.

Re: Assassin's Creed Valhalla Makes Ubisoft More Than $1 Billion

Ichiban

It was so liberating to unshackle myself from the wet fart this series has become. I won't be touching another AC game again, it died with Syndicate. Now it's the $1 gas station coffee equivalent to The Witcher 3's freshly roasted double shot cappuccino brewed by the town's top barista.
Bugger off ubisoft, and take your NFT's with you.