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Are we ever going to get another Nier game?! Or us 2B doomed to sell her ass in guest appearances for the rest of her days, like Shovel Knight?

The Game Awards sucks ass
I don't know how anyone can stand it

The Game Awards sucks ass

Good news for the 7 people who bought this *****

Don't care about who made it, the cost to upgrade, etc. To me it's just so boring. So very boring...
Playstation is just so boring now, what the ***** happened?!!

3D Sonic has always and will always be utter garbage

Holy crap! It's like going from the Atari 2600 to the current gen!

I hope NBA Superstars makes it's way to PS5, 2K sucks ass

I haven't played it yet, looking forward to it. On that note, I voted it a 1/10, mainly to screw with those people who always point these things out. Feels good!

I'm really looking forward to the pro. Its been a tough year & this is going to be a much deserved gift to myself. Mind you, I can barely afford it, but I'm doing a few extra shifts to pay for it. And I don't want to hear anyone crying over the $700 price tag, I wish it were that price here!

They could project adverts for this game onto the moon so that everyone sees it at night, it still wouldn't help move units.
And that's not a dig at the game, just the reality we live in.
So yeah, I get it.

Do the Japanese even give enough of a ***** about Playstation these days?
If it were a limited edition Nintendo Switch maybe......

Good lord imagine if Kojima & David Lynch worked on a project together......the planet would implode!

I loved the reactions! Before the show: "omg ***** these remasters, that's all we get is remasters ***** ass poop"
After the show: OMG did you see that remaster?!! Holy ***** take my testicles!! Even though I've had particular game in my collection for 20 years & could play it at any point. OMG *****!!"

Enough arguments people, life is too short for this crap.
Perhaps Ubisoft just realised the people of Japan don't care for their ***** ass boring games?

I bet 20 bucks that 9 out 10 of you who buy this upgrade will never actually play it!

@Toot1st It'll be an Astro's Playroom remaster, this time at full price!

Wow this looks really cool, October 16th you say? Let's rock!

Its just under $1200 here in Australia. Crikey!!

Cerny will walk on stage, announce that he is the PS5 Pro, then proceed to fight everyone in the audience.
Riiiiiiidge Racer!!

I would put a bot of that Days Gone dev guy (no names of course!) standing under a tree cracking it at a bunch of very disinterested looking other bots. And then give it a name like unsocial media bot or Days Long Gone bot.

My copy is installing as I write this, really looking forward to getting stuck into this tonight. That's if I survive my bolegnese leftovers for dinner!

I read that eb games Australia has started contacting anyone who purchased a physical copy to return it for a refund.

Looks like the current PS5 with 2 more stripes. I was hoping for something a bit more....less ugly? But who cares I'm still getting one.
(Yeah yeah have at me lol Blah blah unnecessary console blah blah the kids need new shoes zippidi do dah)

What's all this about RPG's don't sell on Xbox?! Games in general don't sell on Xbox (& they have nobody to blame but themselves).
Also, this game has a stupid name, it must be said.

@PSfan4Life22 Not that I'm defending Nintendo & their BS, but most of their games are highly replayable.
Most of Sony's games just arent, even with the extra work added. Just my opinion though.....

I'd like a throwback to the 32-bit pixel visuals of the PS1 days, rather than the goofy looking 2.5D Hello Kitty ***** that was Megaman 11.
Nah actually I don't think they could pull this off. Well they could, they just won't lol

Perhaps this is what RGG meant the other day when they said their next game would be a surprise?

Visions Of Mana over this uncreative slop anyday.

Astro Bot is the shining light this holiday season. The rest, despite a couple of somewhat interesting titles, is quite bland & predictable it's depressing!

@jFug To be the fairest, the PS4 version of DR1 is perfectly playable on PS5.

I'm looking forward to Visions Of Mana, Life Is Strange & Astrobot.

E3 was the *****. This is just *****

Remember when the PS3 had multiplayer experiences such as Starhawk, with air, land, & ground battles occurring at the same time. Now with the power of the PS5, we get a bog standard 5v5 shooter. No destruction, no variety, just a bunch of wise cracking potatoes slapping into each other. Its a pretty sad really

Nope. It's all rubbish compared to the old e3 shows.
Now we have Geoff's shows which feel like a mix of the nickelodeon kids choice awards and the home shopping network & abysmal state of plays.
I could never understand why so many were happy for e3 going away, hope you're happy, I blame you!

I recently finished Evil West & can definitely recommend it. Robocop is a no brainer at that price, excellent game.
C'mon everyone, treat yourself to something fun & different instead of the usual Final Fantasy, Spiderman, Assassin's Creed boring bloatfests. You deserve it!

The Max Max game was great fun, tear assing around the desert in a beast, great stuff!
The new movie looks like ***** though

Why does everything need its own day?
How about 'Shut Your Trap & Don't Say Anything Until You Have Something To Show Day'? We could make that everyday!

Its easily the best looking game I've ever played. Absolutely incredible, & its nice to see the Series X flex its muscle finally. I've enjoyed what I've played so far, it's quite an experience.

Eh I'm not interested because I think Ubisoft & most big western developed games are just ***** these days.
Though I do enjoy watching you guys eat each other in the comments over it all😄

Dang, I accidentally clicked on Pure Xbox again...
Hang on, this IS Push Square? You'll have to forgive me, its hard to tell at the minute.

I'm so glad we have such great industry insiders, giving us a heads up on an event that Sony have held around the same time for the last few years now. Where would we be without them?!
The caterpillar from Labyrinth told me that Herman Hulst's VR Workout will be the "One Last Thing" of the show.

My favourite part of this game is seeing people taking the sales numbers personally, like someone insulted their mother or something😅

It's just nice to something new in the AAA space, after what feels like an eternity of sequels & remakes.

Good. ***** excuse aside, I'm glad they're doing the right thing. The people who want this stuff censored don't even play or have any interest in video games, ***** em.

I signed it. Eat me

Gotta give Atari props, they've been making some really positive changes lately.
I think this sounds great!

This is what the PS5 Pro actually is, a self playing PS5 console.
Original PS5 owners have the option of using the analogue option, where a Sony employee wearing a black shirt with 'PS5 Pro' in bold white will appear at your door. They will then finish the game for you, no matter how long it takes.
The PS5 Pro is apparently a massive hit with the games review media, who like as little gameplay as possible when reviewing games, with many praising the potential for increased future soy latte consumption as "slayin it bro".

As if Ubisoft + modern Star Wars wasn't enough of a turn off, the game just looks crap let's be honest. The animation & lip syncing looks straight out of Thunderbirds or Team America, its so bad it's hilarious!
But are these crazy priced tiers perhaps the result of having to shell out for the Star Wars licence? Because I have zero sympathy for these moronic companies saying games cost too much to make, then announcing 1000 Marvel & Star Wars games. Pardon the rant, it's been a day!

Ugh. This is why big budget western games suck now. Marvel, open world, Marvel, Star Wars, open world, etc.
Its just so boring! Thank god for the Japanese devs, they've been bringing it this gen.