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Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Talking Point: Would You Want a Steam Deck-Like Portable PlayStation?

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Thanks to the article writer for including an option for not giving a crap about portable gaming. A handheld means less than nothing to me.

Why would I want to hunch over a tiny screen with cramped controls for a compromised experience when I can game from the comfort of a plush armchair on a glorious 77” 4K@120hz OLED with a Dualsense? No one goes to rooftop soirées like in those embarrassing Switch ads. Not everyone has a 2hr commute on the train or school bus. I can’t speak for others, but when I’m sitting on the porcelain Xbox I’m not glued to a screen. I don’t understand the draw of a handheld, outside that of maybe schoolchildren.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Sequel's Platinum Trophy Won't Make You Want to Jump into a Mako Reactor

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How Yamaguchi still has a job is beyond me. Anyone that bad at what they do is usually relegated to begging for bread in the street. Hopefully he gets replaced with someone competent, someone who puts the gamer first instead of his own selfishness. Here’s a thought; maybe patch the trash you failed at so badly instead of taking the easy way out and issuing a meaningless apology after the fact?

Re: GOTY Nominee Black Myth: Wukong Bags PS Plus Premium Demo

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So is this a demo or a trial?

I’ve avoided trials like the plague, as I’m not sure whether or not they’ll add trophies to your list (because a trial is just that—a timed portion of the same full game you can choose to buy thereafter). Demos have never awarded any trophies, so they’re safe. The last thing I want is to start a game trial, end up hating the game, but be locked into playing trash for x amount of hours because the trial added trophies. I wish everyone would call a demo a demo and a trial a trial and not try to use them interchangeably.

Re: In USA, the PS5 Pro Launched with Similar Sales to the PS4 Pro

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Is there a definitive answer yet as to whether the PS4 image enhancement tech inside the Pro is machine learning-based or not? I’m curious if it’s a case of ‘this is what you get’, or if it’ll improve over time like machine learning based solutions all do—PSSR, DLSS and so forth.

Re: Veteran Trophy Hunter Hakoom Quits PlayStation Over Alleged Account Suspension Storm

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The way trophies and achievements are handled by all platform holders is garbage. There needs to be industry wide standardization as to what is acceptable trophy criteria, and what is not.

We need the option to PERMANENTLY DELETE GAMES WITH PARTIALLY COMPLETED TROPHY PERCENTAGES FEOM OUR ACCOUNTS. Not merely ‘hiding’ them, permanent erasure. This is one switch that needs flipping on the backend, and to anyone whining ‘they use that data for metrics regarding sales, progression etc’ too bad. Get that data by another means.

Developers need strict guidelines as to acceptable criteria—no forced multiplayer trophies in ostensibly single player games. How many games out there have unobtainable platinums/100%’s because of server shutdowns? Build in backup methods of obtaining online trophies in single player games .

No additional trophies attached to game mode types not part of the original experience. I would never have played God of War Ragnarok, TLoU Part 2 Remastered, Resident Evil 2 Remake, Days Gone or Ghostwire Tokyo if I had known some garbage, low effort tacked on rogue lite/wave survival/challenge mode crap would be shoehorned in post-release with trophies unavoidably attached. Go ahead—add the modes, just do not add trophies.

Difficulty related trophies need to cater to people of all skill types. What’s the point of creating an accessibility controller for people with various disabilities if a trophy is attached to a time trial in a racing game with a margin of error in the tens of thousandths of a split second? How can the majority of these unfortunate souls hope to beat a given game on turbo ultra hardcore nightmare sadist difficulty in one life, under two hours, on a Tuesday when Jupiter is in the eastern hemisphere? This is the kind of filth scummy developers include as restrictive criteria in trophy lists time and time again.

In the end, trophies and achievements do not function like real world trophies. Only one person or team ever wins the gold in a given event, whereas trophies and achievements were designed from the start so that anyone who buys the game can obtain them. At least they would be able to, if platform holders outlined clear rules and developers put gamers first.

Re: Dead Rising Remaster Adds PS5 Pro Support, Casual Mode

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These devs deserve commendation for recalibrating the difficulty settings without infringing on players’ trophy rights. This is how it’s done. Now anyone and everyone, even people with disabilities physical or otherwise, have an equal opportunity to earn all trophies no matter their skill level.

This sort of policy ought to be mandated across the board by all platform holders, for all games. Remember, people: These do not function or serve the purpose of real world trophies, and were never intended to. Only one person/team wins the gold at the Olympics, whereas trophies and achievements were inherently designed so that all players could obtain them. Or at least in theory, if they are properly designed. These are essentially collectibles tied to one’s account, a visible record of someone’s gaming journey. None should be excluded.

Re: Youtooz Teases More Plastic PlayStation Tat for Your Nerd Room

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Never heard the word “tat” before. Pulled the old Merriam Webster off the shelf, blew off the dust, and looked it up.

“a small protein produced by a lentivirus (such as HIV) that greatly increases the rate of viral transcription and replication and enhances the susceptibility of T cells to infection
also : the viral gene that codes for the tat protein“

No, I don’t think I’m interested in this.