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Re: Preview: Broken Sword Is Back in the Most Passionate Remaster Possible

LifeGirl

"It feels like the correct balance has been struck between faithfully restoring the original game and helping modern audiences."

Are kids today less intelligent than I was back in 1996? Less patient? Less observant? Because I wasn't a particularly remarkable child and yet I managed to reach the end of the game just fine.

"Modern audiences" just seems to be a bit of a stealth insult on the part of the developers tbh.

Re: Bully Receives New Taiwanese Rating for PS5, PS4 Ahead of Imminent GTA+ Release

LifeGirl

@itsfoz I would be very surprised if that ever happens. Bully was already controversial THEN which is why it is called "Canis Canem Edit" in the UK. The very title was seen as too much.

Maybe, perhaps, I could see it happening if it incorporated a GTA5 switching system so that you could get multiple perspectives at once. Perhaps bully, victim and teacher? The bullying would certainly be less glorified either way.

Re: Forget Yasuke, Assassin's Creed Shadows' Naoe Has Parkour Tricks and a Grappling Hook

LifeGirl

@Specky No offence intended, but did you learn that from some stranger on Twitter or Facebook? Because I just ran a Google search and even the Smithsonian agrees that he existed. Incidentally, Wikipedia has an undeserved reputation. It gets corrected very quickly once vandalism is discovered and thus I am inclined to believe it over your source - unless you are able to provide a citation of course.

Re: Square Enix Has Got Fans Talking About a Final Fantasy 13 Remake, Not a Remaster

LifeGirl

The biggest problem with this game was the terrible execution of its story because it SHOULD have been a classic. All of the building blocks are there. But the script was just so darn repetitive to the point it was as if some child wrote it.

"We are L'Cie, enemies of Cocoon" repeated so, so, so many times as if we are all dumb as bricks and won't be able to get it otherwise.

Re: Borderlands Movie Appears to Have Caused a Spike in Player Population, Which Is Something

LifeGirl

I've been hearing a lot of people in recent years claim that that the old video game adaptation curse no longer exists and directors are finally taking the medium seriously.

But tbh, I can only think of four franchises that have actually been good as far as adaptations go: Sonic, Mario, TLOU and Fallout. I think that they were the exception rather than the rule. I know some people liked Halo but I thought it was absolute pants.

Re: Dead Rising's PS5 Remaster Will Strip Bonus Points for Erotic Photos

LifeGirl

BTW, you know what really grinds my gears about this sort of thing? We have NEVER lived in a more sexually charged time than 2024. There are women out there making a fortune on OnlyFans. We have people twerking at the Olympics. We have chart-topping songs with titles that are variations of the words ''soggy cat''. We have award winning tv shows like Game of Thrones that has nudity every other episode.
Why is anyone pretending that there are standards or that society somehow finds sex unacceptable nowadays? It doesn't. It is everywhere.

Re: Queen's Blood Confirmed for Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Sequel, CCG to Be Expanded

LifeGirl

@Gaia093 @PuppetMaster
Here's the thing:
Different people have different views so of course there are people complaining about too much and too little content. This is why you should never aim to please everyone.

And sorry, but I do not think that it is true that modern gamers are incapable of "enjoying the smaller things in games" when we live in a universe where Minecraft exists. There are streams with tens of thousands of viewers where someone just grinds one building material for hours and hours at a time.

Re: The Last of Us Season 2 TV Teaser Trailer Revealed

LifeGirl

@UncleByron It's not a very small number. It's the minority based on the sales, I'll give you that, but there are Youtube reviews that complain about TLOU2 which have millions upon millions of views.

Joel is a beloved character. If he wasn't, the first game would not have been as successful as it was. Of course people got pissed off and it had nothing to do with "DEI" either.

Re: Pour One Out for Iconic US Gaming Mag Game Informer

LifeGirl

@get2sammyb It was all about the Official UK PlayStation Magazine. A bit more expensive than the others but you got a demo disc with it. I will never forget the time that I spent the whole week playing the Tekken 3 demo - just two characters lol, Eddy and Xiaoyu. Good times.

Re: Kitana's Only Fan Leaks in First Mortal Kombat 2 Movie Image

LifeGirl

The first reboot film was OK. Just OK.
Thing is, the high camp was what made the 1990s movies for me. And I miss that camp oh so much. You don't get that in films today - Deadpool aside.

"Your SOUL is MINE!!" Absolute iconic banger of a line.

No reboot of Street Fighter will compare to Raul Julia either.

Re: Star Wars Outlaws Lets Players Switch Off Guiding Yellow Paint

LifeGirl

Whilst there is very much such a thing as too much handholding, for example Fallout 4 with its omnipresent Arrow of Fate on the compass, I think that games are more pleasant experiences with subtle player aids.

No one really wants to spend half an hour clicking on the action button trying to find something or running around an open field trying to find that one cave.

Re: Preview: Star Wars Outlaws Thrives in Its Rewarding Open World

LifeGirl

@jrt87 The older I get, the more I realise that I was very harsh on Final Fantasy 13's railroading. Give me a 20-30 hour story driven hallway over some big open field with nothing to do in it any day.
That is not to say however that I am right, or that anyone else is wrong, just my preference.

Re: Aim Your Blaster with the PS5 Controller's Gyro in Star Wars Outlaws

LifeGirl

@Ravix Whilst I do not disagree with the general principal of what you are saying, this is also the exact same excuse people used for the Sixaxis and touch sensitive controls back in the day.
95% of the games that supported these functions only did so "just because" and many of them had worse experiences as a result.